My Wife Is My Secret Mistress
While I spend my days dodging the press as a politician's quiet trophy, Bev spends hers selling out global stadium tours and treating the paparazzi like her personal lighting crew.
Beverly lets out a heavy sigh, grabbing her professional makeup bag. "Fine. But if you're doing this, we are taking zero chances."
She goes to work. She blocks out my natural eyebrows entirely, drawing on sharp, dark, dramatic arches that completely change the landscape of my face. She uses stage-grade contouring to hollow out my cheeks and sharpen the bridge of my nose, erasing the soft, polite features of the politician's wife.
By the time she slathers on crimson lipstick and pins the heavy sapphire wig into pla