Pranking the prank king
"Just so you know, you look even more stupid in that apron" I acknowledged while munching on m&ms.
He stared down at the white apron, pulling out the edges and displaying the red uneven hearts plastered on it. "You know I made this, right?"
"Still stupid"
"I'm not taking it off, okay? Deal with it"
"Yeah, whatever."
He huffed and turned around, resuming his duty as my personal chef and in the process, flexing his butt.