Pranks While Sleeping Novels & Stories

” “So was tricking you into saving me. I’m sorry about that too. Honestly, when you live by yourself, with my granny, or with my brothers for long enough, you get used to the pranks and foul humor, but I shouldn’t have done that with you. It wasn’t funny, and neither was kidnapping you. I am sorry. I know Granny wanted me to use this time to try and get you to believe me and like me, and I guess that’s what I’m doing, but I really honestly am….” He trails off, a funny expression that alarms me appearing on his face. “You really are what?” I prod. No answer. Mike’s face looks strange. He looks…Oh god, he looks woozy. His eyes are doing strange fluttering things, his lips are gaping open, and

“Uh huh. I got him back the next year though. Lead the cow into his room and set the chickens loose in the library. I then got all the pups to play dead… I’d been training them all year for that one.” “They did it?” “Oh yeah, not one of them laughed or broke the illusion. It was brilliant. Malachi even picked one of them up and he still was limp. They made me proud.” “I think that’s the best prank I’ve heard.”

I scream, pissed at myself for erupting so early, for not giving her everything I wanted to give her. It's then that I open my eyes and realize I'm alone in my bed panting, sweating, hand around my cock, and my orgasm covering my stomach. I squint at the clock. It's three am, and I've just woken up jacking it in my sleep. I haven't done that shit since I was a teenager.

So I pretended to sleep with the hope that I would eventually fall asleep for real later. The clock on the wall struck one after midnight. I could feel Ricky rise from the bed slowly and check on me. It was really easy to fool this man about me being asleep. He had fallen for it so many times that I think I'm a pro now. He never caught me. Feeling convinced that I was in deep sleep, Ricky silently left the bedroom. As soon as he shut the door, I rose to a sitting position and stared at the floor with my mind running wild. Where would he go in the middle of the night?

I was really asleep though when I heard voices mumbling about how I left the door cracked and why was my naked ass pushed out from the covers and hanging on the edge of the bed. They would be happy to embarrass me if I woke up and acted surprised but then they would just laugh at me and leave. I decided to act like I was horney as fuck and dreaming so I started moaning and reached between my legs to grab my cock and push it out and stroke a little while I pushed my ass up in the air a little more.

today. Last time, some smartypants thought that it would be such a funny prank to light firecrackers inside my locker. Obviously, it burned everything inside. Do you know what's funnier? I was blamed for it. On top of that, they also pull extreme pranks like stealing my undergarments and raising them in the sacred pole of the school. They thought it would be humiliating, but when I took my underwear off in front of them and put them on my jacket, they managed to shut up.

I laughed, and that made him look at me like I was some kind of weirdo. Last night, I woke up thirsty. When I returned to bed, I saw him hugging a pillow. I stared at his face; he actually slept like an angel. I decided to have some fun. I held his nose and pressed it a little to see if he would breathe through his mouth, but then he suddenly moved, making me let go of his nose. I checked to see if his eyes were still closed—they were. I tried pressing his lips together to close them. I did this about ten times, but he still didn’t wake up. I just played with him last night without his knowledge. This guy sleeps so deeply without realizing what I did.

I cried out. By the time he turned to me again, his nose was bleeding and he let go of my other hand. "Fuck!" he cursed and I used the opportunity to get off the bed. "You're not just a rude bastard but a pervert too!" I yelled, pointing at him while I covered my body with the duvet using my left hand. Richard chuckled, falling on his back on the bed. "What's so funny?! You just harassed me!" I frowned at him. Barely holding back laughter, he replied, "You're so gullible! I knew I'd get a good laugh out of this prank."

I hate seeing him so scared, I sat close to him on the bed, and he pulls me close so that I sleep. This is not the first time we are having to sleep on the same bed, sometimes he even comes to my house and he sleeps, but we never get intimate, we never even notice that it is different gender sleeping on the same bed, it is always as though two siblings that will never feel anything for eachother on the bed. He feigned snoring, even though he actually snores, I knew he hadn't slept yet, so I slapped his chest and he started laughing. "Does she know you snore? I asked and he chuckled.

“Sweet dreams, vampire!” In fact, I prayed for him to have anxiety dreams, like finding himself naked in the street with a crowd closing in on him. I wondered if my prank magic could do that. Let’s find out? It wouldn’t hurt. “After you finish eating,” he said casually, “you’ll rest. We must conserve our energy so we get a good start before the sun goes down. We’ll travel in the dark. You’ll sleep on top of me.” I blinked. “What? What the fuck?” Then I yelled, “I’m not going to be on top of you. I ain’t sleeping with you just because you busted me out! I might be easy, but I’m not that easy!”