Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar Singkat

Nagkaroon ng aksidenteng one-night stand sina Andrew Sandoval at Hanna Williams limang taon na ang nakalilipas, at hindi makalimutan ni Andrew ang katawan ni Hanna. Hindi niya maabot si Hanna dahil sa kaguluhan ng pamilya na dulot ng biglaang pagkamatay ng kanyang ama. Pagkalipas ng limang taon, kinuha ni Andrew ang negosyo ng pamilya at natagpuan si Hanna, na baon sa utang sa pagsusugal ng kanyang ina. Iniligtas siya ni Andrew at tinulungan siyang magbayad ng pera, na naging may utang kay Hanna. Pinakiusapan niya itong maging manliligaw ngunit tumanggi ito dahil may nobyo ito. Nakipagpustahan si Andrew kay Hanna na iiwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera, at sa kanyang pagtataka, iniwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera. Single siya pero hindi pumayag na maging manliligaw ni Andrew. Lalo siyang kinaiinisan dahil ginulo nito ang kanyang mapayapang buhay.

Forced into a marriage with a comatose stranger to secure her father’s life-saving treatment, Lana soon discovers she’s been betrayed by everyone she trusted. Her boyfriend, Jordan, and stepsister, Naomi, manipulated her for their own gain, hoping to steal her new husband’s fortune. Shattered yet resolute, Lana dedicates herself to caring for her husband, Adrian, who, against all odds, awakens from his coma. As they navigate complex family feuds, corporate deception, and heartbreaking loss, Lana and Adrian form an unbreakable bond that neither was prepared for. Together, they rise against their enemies and emerge stronger, but will they withstand the ultimate test when Lana’s dark past resurfaces?

They say that the deepest cuts come from the ones you hold closest to your heart. But I never expected my husband to be the one holding the knife while another woman twisted it in deeper.... My name is Ariana Carter. I am deeply in love with my husband Misha, and we have the perfect marriage. Scratch that, HAD the perfect marriage, or so I thought until he changed. His lies and betrayal broke me. Until I woke up. Now it's time for me to retake everything I lost--my life, my career, my family, and my dignity. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

WARNING: RATED SPG I had a one night stand with my boss! Gusto kong kailangan nalang ang nangyari sa amin ngunit nagbunga ito, ano na ang gagawin ko?

After catching her boyfriend making out with her best friend, Anora Hills runs straight into a bar, broken, furious, and desperate to forget. That night, she finds herself in the arms of a dangerously magnetic stranger. One scorching kiss spirals into a night of forbidden passion. Weeks later, Anora’s world shatters again when she learns she’s pregnant. And the father? Sebastian Blackwood is the ruthless, sinfully rich billionaire… already engaged to another woman. Determined to raise her baby alone, Anora cuts him out of her life. But Sebastian doesn’t stay gone for long. He returns with an offer she can’t ignore, unaware of his daughter's existence. To complicate things further, Bruce, her ex, suddenly reappears, claiming the child as his, while Sebastian’s jealous fiancée will do anything to destroy Anora. Torn between danger, desire, and betrayal, Anora must decide: Will she surrender to the man who branded her body with pleasure and now demands her heart? Or will she walk away, protecting herself and her daughter from the ruthless billionaire who could ruin them both? what would happen if sebestain found out about his daughter

Elizabeth finds herself unexpectedly married to Cassian Smith, a fierce and fiery-tempered businessman. Thrown into a world of wealth and power, she struggles to navigate her new life and the mercurial moods of her husband. But when she discovers a softer side to Cassian, she can't help but be drawn to him. As she battles her own secrets and tries to penetrate Cassian's tough exterior, Elizabeth finds herself falling for the man behind the billionaire. With her mother's health on the line and a marriage hanging by a thread, will Elizabeth manage to break through Cassian's walls and find love amidst chaos?

Jessica is a successful businesswoman who is focused on her career and has no time for love. One night, she decides to let loose and ends up having a one-night stand with a stranger.

Paano kung nagising kana lang na nasa isang di pamilyar na silid at may kasama kang di kilalang lalaki na parehas kayong walang saplot sa katawan.

"Kung pananagutan molang ako dahil nabuntis moku wag munang ituloy, Dahil pareho lang tayong masasaktan, Ikukulong mo yung sarili mo sakin dahil nabuntis mulang ako! Kahit hindi moku mahal? At ayukong mangyari yun!" -MJ. Dahil sa isang pagkakamali ni MJ na hindi naman nya sinasadya napa aga syang nabuntis sa kanyang professor. Ang pagkakamaling iyon ba ay kanyang pinagsisisihan o isang blessing dahil mahal sya ng taong nakabuntis sa kanya? Kung ikaw ang nasa posisyon nya gugustuhin moba? Paano kung ang pagkaka maling iyon ay maging sanhi ng paghinto nya sa pag-aaral? Matatanggap ba iyon ng pamilya nya? Susuportahan ba sya o mas gugustuhin nilang ipalaglag ang batang dinadala nito upang ang kahihiyan na idinulot nya sa pamilyang meron sya ay hindi madungisan.

The sixth year I gave up my family, my name, everything, to be with Marcus. That’s when I found out I was just a stand-in for the one he could never forget. And now, she was back. I accepted my family’s arrangement. The marriage alliance. The day my engagement dress arrived at the office, Marcus looked pissed. “I thought we agreed we’d get married when my career was more stable.” I said nothing. But when the wedding invitation arrived, Marcus finally broke. The groom wasn't him. It was the heir to the Moretti family.