Taboo Heat: Tales Too Hot To Handle
Mom laughed, "Young lady, I will not get into that part of my life with your father. But I will say that if I told him I'm naked at the office, he'd never go to work."
I laughed hard, replying, "Family impoverished by horny parents."
Mom slapped my hand, "Okay, enough. I fear you're getting the wrong image in your dirty mind."
I was getting a fantastic image, but I needed to change course.
"Oh, Mom, the correct word is nude, not naked. Naturists go nude. Getting naked is for sex. Since you are amazing at running the business, and this is what makes it work, so much the better, but I had no idea of the perks."