Never Trust A Fart Meme

My mother sells special éclairs. Each one costs a thousand dollars, but the female customers fight each other to buy them. They look like they can't get enough. My sister wants to take a box to share with her boyfriend when she sees how popular they are. However, my mother firmly rejects her. She says she's the only one who can touch those éclairs. My sister refuses to listen. She secretly sneaks into the freezer in the basement. Then, in the middle of the night, I hear her wanton moans.

Paano nga ba maging masaya lalo na kapag nalaman mong isa ka na lang kabit ng lalaking unang nangako sa'yo ng kasal at pagmamahal? Si Joy Fuego, isang simpleng babae na masaya at kuntento na sa buhay pag-ibig niya kay Ricks Gregorio-- ang kan'yang nobyo dahil kahit na mahirap lang sila pareho ay responsable at mapagmahal naman ito sa kan'ya. Hindi man nito naibibigay sa kan'ya ang lahat ay alam niyang mahal na mahal siya nito at kahit na kailan ay hindi siya nito magagawang lokohin. Pero paano na lang kapag dumating ang isang malaking pagsubok sa pagsasama nila at malaman niyang kasal na pala ito sa iba? At ang masakit pa ay bago lamang nito nakilala ang babaeng pinakasalan. Matitiis ba niyang maging isang kabit lang ng lalaking pinakamamahal alang-alang sa magiging anak nila o nakahanda na siyang palayain ito at hayaang lumigaya sa piling ng babaeng pinili nitong pakasalan?

SPIN OFF! What the hell, Tetangga! - "Ayo, nikah!" ajak Edgar, suara yang dikeluarkan laki-laki itu tidak ada nada main-main sama sekali. Seumur hidup Edgar tidak pernah seserius ini. Maria menoleh cepat. "Hah? Nikah? Sama siapa? Elu?!" balas wanita berambut pirang itu dengan alis menukik tajam. Maria menolak tanpa kasihan. "Ogah! Sampe kodok di kali samping rumah gue menjelma jadi Michelle Morone pun, gue nggak akan mau kawin sama lo!"

Maisie Stone has known Ethan Ford for 15 years. She's gone from being a young woman to a married one. She's also gone from being Ethan's true love to an old flame. He cheats on her repeatedly, and she forgives him every time. After a suicide attempt, Maisie finally sees the light. This rotten world is just a competition to see who can be more shameless than others. In an open relationship, both parties live their own lives. Since he's messing around with her sister, she can mess around with his friends and brothers.

Trinity Mendez isang sikat na modelo hindi alintana ang tayog ng kan'yang kinalalagyan. Isang gabi nakipag inuman siya sa mga co-models niya at hindi niya inasahan ang mangyayari ng gabing 'yon. She was making out sa hindi niya kilalang lalaki ni kahit pangalan nito. Ang tanging natatandaan niya lang ay ang mukha nito.. Paaano kong ang isang gabi ay nagbunga? Hanggang sa ang masayang buhay niya ay magugulo ng masasangkot siya sa isang buy bust operation na kagagawan ng traydor niyang kaibigan na si Tiffany. Hanggang sa tatakas siya sa nakagisnang mundo at magpapanggap na isang pangit na secretary. At mai-inlove sa kan'yang boss na ubod ng sungit na ama ng kan'yang anak.. Paano kong ang tahimik niyang mundo ay gigimbalin ng isang trahedya ..

Higiri mencari seorang gadis yang ia temukan sepuluh tahun lalu, untuk dijadikan istrinya. Karena hal itu, ia harus turun ke dunia manusia, padahal rumahnya berbeda, di suku Harmoni, letaknya di dalam Dunia Musik. Setelah beberapa waktu, akhirnya Higiri menemukan gadis tersebut, Kenta. Awalnya, Higiri berpikir ini adalah awal dari kebahagiannya bersama Kenta, namun ternyata, pertemuan mereka adalah awal dari bencana besar yang memuat banyak rahasia dalam Dunia Musik tentang sebuah perang sudah terjadi bertahun-tahun lamanya antara suku Bass dengan seluruh suku yang ada di Dunia Musik. Higiri yang berusaha melindungi Kenta, justru mendapatkan kenyataan bahwa Kenta sendiri ditakdirkan untuk berperang melawan Raja suku Bass, Kaito. Dengan menggunakan kekuatan dari alat-alat musik, nada, dan kekuatan nyanyian, serta kekuatan cinta yang Kenta miliki, bisakah ia menghentikan perang antar suku yang sudah terjadi bertahun-tahun tersebut? Akankah kekuatan cinta memang bisa menghentikan perbuatan jahat Kaito?

Title: The Wolf's Fairy - Genre: Fantasy. - Setting: magical city of Greiner, surrounded by forest, hills, and gardens. - Individual settings:- - - The forest where the Wolves reside, adds depth to their world and highlights their wilderness lifestyle. - - The lush gardens of Greiner, contrast with the rugged wilderness, giving readers a sense of the two different environments in the story. - - The mountains, provide a challenge and a refuge for Nuala. - Time: Medieval. - Main Protagonist: Nuala, the powerless and fearless Fairy and Conri, the fierce Alpha Wolf. - Personalities: - Nuala; - courageous - Determined - Altruistic - Smart Conri; - Fierce - Intimidating - Hurt (his mother was taken by the Fairies when he was a child) - Backstories: Nuala was born without power and intended to flee Greiner to find herself, while Conri's mother was taken by the Fairies when he was just a child.

From the author of “A Broken Alpha” series comes a new and exciting but complicated world. In this world, things are different. For starters, Omegas’ lives are crueler and harsher. They are able to bear children without a mate, and due to this ability, many are enslaved and used as breeders. Adrian and his pack have undertaken a mission to free the omegas and give them a life of their choosing. To no longer be bound to serve but to live a life as they want. Following the path less taken is not easy and comes with heartache and pain. But joy will come in the end, or will it? Alaric, the future Alpha, is proud and cocky. He hopes to take his father’s place as Alpha when he turns 30. His beliefs mirror those of his father and his father’s father. Why fix what isn’t broken? Omegas are needy, horny little bastards always looking for a good fuck, so use them where they are best suited. Many have benefited from this way of living, and many continue to benefit from it. Alaric and Adrian are light and dark, yin and yang. But where light goes dark follows. And opposites attract eventually. Alaric despises Adrian and his “new” thinking and takes every opportunity to let Adrian know. Adrian can’t stand Alaric’s cocky, know it all attitude and can’t stand his unwillingness to change. With personalities and world views so different, one might wonder why the Moon Goddess would pair these two together. Come on a journey to a new world where love, magic, betrayal, and friendship come from the most unlikely of people and places. Can these two opposites help their packs and heal their people? Or will pride get in the way?

In the middle of the night, my husband started talking in his sleep. "My little treasure, Daddy's taking you and Mommy to the new house tomorrow." But we were using protection. Where the hell did a kid come from? So I opened his phone. I saw the money transfers to another woman—spent on all kinds of luxury shit and a house. The photo album had pictures of her in a skimpy stripper outfit, a little bump in her belly. The last one was an ultrasound. Four months along, it looked like. I didn't make a sound. Just saved the evidence. They were about to learn the price of betraying a mafia princess.

Being a She-Rogue is unheard of, and being an Alpha of Rogues is not accepted and is shunned by all werewolf packs. Evelyn Skylar fits into the role of an Alpha perfectly. No one can challenge her openly and win a fight. Her pack is framed as Rogues and Assassins by the High Council of the Werewolf community. Determined to achieve revenge against her enemies and redeem her pack's name, she embarks on a journey to uncover the main culprit in front of the werewolf committee. There is no time for finding a Mate in her Life, Evelyn has one purpose...REVENGE. Alpha Ryan Snyder - Evelyn's mate, does not take "NO" for an answer and harbors a deep hatred for rogues. What happens when his mate does not bow down to him and makes him stand on his toes trying to find her? She was a mystery that he feels compelled to solve all the while safegaurding his pack from threats of renegades. Driven by his instincts, Ryan is determined to uncover the true woman beneath her cold exterior. At the same time, he must address a dangerous menace that poses a threat to all the packs in the neighboring territories.