The Black Devil Omegaverse
"For the final time, Orangelo, your pocket isn't that irresistible."
Staring down at the distressingly large snapping turtle still holding on to his toe for dear life, Wound growled. "Can you stop being offended long enough to help me get it off? And if you act as though I meant that to be pervy, I'm going to strangle you with your own tail."
"Don't threaten me with a good time, old-timer." Jinx teased as he tried to figure out how to get the huge turtle off Wound's foot without taking a digit or two with it.