How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
The last thing I needed was more doubt in my life.
We were unmolested for the most part. Some insects buzzed about, but we saw no other animals, of any size. There were ponds of water and some berries which kept us going through the day. Joshaya insisted he had never seen these varieties before, but somehow knew which were poisonous and which weren’t. His false modesty was grating.
The best part of a jungle, I’d say, are the abundant toilet facilities. Shit where you like, and plenty of large leaves to wipe yourself. When you live in a fantasy world, you get to relieve yourself in lots of new and interesting places.