Alpha Osiris
“It’s David Beckham all over again.” Orlando joked.
“Don’t joke, just distract me. I don’t want to scare her.” I replied.
“Okay, your mother. Your sister. Your parents having sex. Baby poop.”
“Baby poop?” I asked, not understanding why that was Orlando’s train of thought. Going from my parents having sex to baby poop.
“It’s disgusting and smells terrible. I could smell some on Cyrus last time we were there.” Orlando said.
Well, at least he had distracted me enough, so I could finally speak. “You’re the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever met, Ariel. Nothing could change that. But please p