Pinhead Larry Spongebob Novels & Stories

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?" "Did you Just SpOnGeBoB mEmE ME," he repeated. I playfully smacked him on the head, and he chuckled. "Kinky." "Idiot." "Control freak." "Ugh," I gave up. "Remind me never to commit a heist with you." "Really?" He smirked, finally dropping the Spongebob pose. "You wouldn't want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde?" "Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?" I asked rhetorically, and he winked, silently giving his answer.

ELAINE “Hi, baby,” I greeted my son as Lia handed the phone to him. I’d been talking to Lia through FaceTime, and we were just through catching up. Now I was speaking to my son. He sat in the back seat of the car, dressed in his everyday clothes: a comfortable T-shirt featuring one of his beloved cartoon characters, SpongeBob SquarePants, paired with denim jeans speckled with patches that were no doubt from his adventures on the playground. Blue was right next to him. The blue dinosaur looked like he had acquired a few new wear marks since I last saw him.

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

he replied. I shook my head. It looked like he wouldn't be able to practice again later. The dining room was just near the sofa so somehow I could watch what he was watching. I saw a yellow object there. It was box -shaped and had a holes with it. "What are you watching, Aikee?" I asked. He nodded and faced me. "It's called Spongebob, brother. It's a cartoon for kids," he replied. I frowned. "Are you still a kid? Aren't you 16 already?" I immediately asked.

I'm sure I'm not the only guy who's ever done it, but I'll admit to sticking a peeled banana in my mouth just to see how far I could take it before gagging. About four inches, tip-to-teeth, if you're interested. So, having experienced a pseudo-cock poking my throat I was steeling myself for that fully-body lurch when Larry's knob--much fatter than a banana--hit the back of our throat.

I searched my mind for the name I was given at birth, but there was only one name in my head. "SpongeBob" I mumbled as I felt my eyes droop. He chuckled lightly before catching me as I almost fell from the stool. "Alright SpongeBob, let's get you home." I let him take me to his car since I had no clue where mine was, and I had no idea why I just saw a monkey in a wig walk past me. "Hey what's your name?" I asked him even though I knew I was about to pass out. "Sheldon."