Polandball Poland Novels & Stories

“Let me throw on something more respectable- shut it, Rupert, I can hear the joke you were about to make- and then we can do that.” Polo is a team sport played on horseback, although the horses are called polo ponies for traditional reasons. There are a lot of traditions. It is a very old game, it's been around for over two thousand years. There are persistent stories saying that it was originally played with a dead goat, or an enemy head. As its name literally means 'ball', I think the stories are probably untrue, but the possibility does add an extra something to the atmosphere of the game. Each match has two teams of four players, and each player has a long handled mallet that they use to