Puck Me Hard
“I won’t take no for an answer, and if you don’t want it, give it out or sell it, I don’t care. But if you take it, you can thank me later. PS: that thing you do with your tongue.”
Matt gave an exaggerated, scandalized gasp. “Winky face,” he added in a sing-song voice, then shouted, “Signed N!”
There was a beat of silence. Then the room exploded.
“Ooohhhh!” Matt yelled, punching the air like a jackass.
The other guys jeered, laughter rolling around like it was the funniest thing they’d ever heard. Some of them whistled. A few muttered stuff I couldn’t hear. My blood was pounding too hard in my ears.