Puddleglum Quotes Novels & Stories

"You're so damn cute sometimes, you know that?" "We are." Quill's voice was muffled from under the fabric. "Now, let's go have some fun, eh?"

“Take your goddamn monopoly money and go fuck yourself.” He stumbled down the corkscrew streets at night, screaming over and over a limerick Michael had composed in saner days, much to the hatred of the locals he awoke. “There once was a fellow named Glantz Who, on entering a toilet in France, Was in such a heat, To paper the seat, That he shit right into his pants.”

"Ms. Quill, Frank Lawrence had at least brought an item to trade, while you came empty-handed… Don't you think you're out of line?" To Silverbell and Frank's surprise, Ms. Quill was in the room too, snorting. "Hah! Frank Lawrence, you say? Do you really give that scum that much credit? Well, I'm telling you—I'm much smarter, so don't compare me with him!" "I do agree, in a way." Titus chuckled coolly again. "You certainly can't compare to him, what with your ego and unscrupulous behavior." "What did you say?!"

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

Not even realizing that he had wet himself, Quigley instantly knelt before shouting, “M-Mr. Crawford…!” “You said you were extremely intelligent, no? Do you have any idea how many people have told me the same thing? I do wonder what goes on in those brains of yours… To be able to so confidently boast about your intellect… Compared to all of you, I barely have any confidence most of the time!” replied Gerald as he looked into Quigley’s eyes.

My arms are outstretched as if I'm conducting a sermon and this entire not-very-big, dull---dull town is my congregation. "Ladies and gentlemen," I shout. "I would like to welcome you to my downfall!" "I, Miles Grimwine, being of unsound mind, do hereby bequeath all my earthly possessions to the Otaku Association Committee, whenever it's established. Everyone else can go f---themselves." my mom taught me to spell that word (if I must use it) or, better yet, not spell it, and, sadly, this has stuck.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

The entire time we thought we were gaining ground, he was just playing with us. "Being fast is the only thing that walking glue factory has going for him," Lucius quipped with a hint of jealousy. As if Dub knew what Lucius had said, he lifted his tail while he walked by, and the airy sound of flatulence was released with each step he took. I wrinkled my nose with impressed disgust as Dub snorted before trotting back towards his pasture, the smell stinging my nose. "Thanks, asshole. I had to smell that because of you," I grumbled, though trying not to laugh.

Paul visibly ate it up, his lips parting to display his perfect dentition. "That right, Belinda. I know everything." He literally glowed with smug satisfaction. Unfortunately, it took me some time to realize how naughty you were being. But did you think that you could mess with me and walk scot-free? Did your tiny brain really believe that I wouldn't discover your little games eventually? Funny how the most worthless people are always the most ungrateful." His gaze turned disgusted.