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"Do you know what marriage is?" Evelyn asked with a raised brow. "Marriage is 'I do' and 'you do', then boom, children come in anytime they want," Drake replied with a cute smile. "How do children come in?" She asked knowingly. "Man and a woman call them," he replied foolishly. "How do they call them?" She probed. "Just like this…" He placed his phone to his ear. "I already forgot that it's useless talking to you," Evelyn got annoyed and walked away *** Twenty years old Evelyn Brown was forced to marry the son of the richest man in the country, Drake Valentino. She thought her life was perfect, not until she was forced to get married to a man she barely knows because of money. Evelyn had thought the arranged marriage wasn't bad as her groom was a handsome young man from a rich family, just like hers until she entered the marriage. She was shocked into disbelief when she realized her husband wasn't as normal as she thought he was, he was a complete… Moron!

si Winston Lawrence ay ipinanganak ng kaniyang Ina sa tabi ng bundok na mga Basura at dito na lumaki at nagka isip si Winston Lawrence isang araw, habang pumapasok ito sa School, lagi itong binubully ng kaniyang mga kaklase dahil na rin sa Mabaho ang kaniyang mga damit at halos tatlong notebook lang ang dalaga nito araw araw at ang mga pinag tirahan lang ng mga kaklase at kapit bahay lang nito ang mga Notebook na ginagamit niya at minsan napupulot lang nito sa bundok ng basurahan kinuha niya ito ang mga walang sulat, at kaniyang pinag sama sama upang maging isang notebook. sa tindi ng hirap nang kaniyang, nag sikap si Winston Lawrence na mag aral ng mabuti, at lagi nitong sinasabi sa kaniyang magulang at mga kapatid pag ako naging mayaman, aalis tayo sa lugar na ito, at ititira ko kayo sa isang malaking bahay si Winston ay panganay sa Tatlong mag kakapatid, at tanging siya lang ang nag iisang lalake sa magkakapatid. isang araw, nasa 406,549,000 Million Pesos na ang Jockpot Price ng Lotto, at may isang lalake ang nanalo nito, ayon sa Balita ngunit pagkalipas ng isang Linggo, nabalitaan ng Lahat na patay na ang Lalake ayon sa Balita, pinatay ito dahil sa Ticket Lotto na kaniyang napanalunan ngunit ang lalakeng tumama sa Lotto ay nagawa nitong ilagay sa isang Sobre ang ticket at ito ay naka singit sa isang Notebook. dahil wala na ang kanilang Anak, kaya tinapon na lamang ng kaniyang Pamilya ang lahat ng gamit nito sa basura, at ang lahat ng gamit ng lalake ay itinabi sa isang maliit na bodega, isang araw nangangalakal si Winston ng Basura sa at napansin nito ang isang Notebook, ung una ito ay gagamitin niya lamang sa School ngunit dito pala magbabago ang buhay ni Winston Lawrence...

In a world where Lycans and Werewolves never see eye to eye and second chance mates do not exist, Sienna Coleman is rejected by her destined mate, Jasper. Shattered by the pain of losing her one true mate, Sienna decides to focus on training to become Luna after her father retires. However, fate smiles on her and she is given a second chance mate. Although Sienna is happy for the rare and golden opportunity, she is conflicted because her second chance mate, Sylvester is a lycan and her father harbors a deep hatred for Lycans. As the bond between Sienna and Sylvester grows stronger, opposition from all sides rises and threatens to break them apart. Will their bond stand the test of time or will the opposition succeed in separating them? Will Sienna be able to convince her father about Sylvester? What will happen when secrets about Sienna's true roots are revealed? Will Lycans and Werewolves ever have peace between them? Find out in this interesting and spellbinding paranormal romance story.

All Boluwatife Coker wants is a stable job. Nothing more, nothing less. The rest doesn't matter. When she finally achieves that, will she be able to concentrate solely on that with her arrogant yet irresistibly attractive boss around?_____If you are born in Nigeria that is one set back in life. And if you are born into an average middle-class family with no connections to the upper class in the society, you have just earned two stumbling blocks simultaneously.Boluwatife Coker is a fresh graduate who just badged a second class upper degree, mass communication to be precise in the prestigious University of Lagos. She has swept the entire streets of Lagos with her feets all in the name of searching for a job.But what happens when she gets a promising job, a good pay, and an arrogant, billionaire jerk as a boss. A sweet cocky bastard that makes her heart race frantically in ways words can not describe.

My name is Emma. At 31, I am doing well for myself. I’ve got a great job. Or at least a well paid job, my boss loves me, and my girlfriends think I’m great. More important than anyone's opinion is that of my housemate, and best friend in the world, Scott. Scott thinks the world of me and always tells me to be myself. So why do I feel the need to lie outrageously on dates? From rock-climbing to Muay Thai: when it comes to prospective boyfriends, I am compelled to embellish my C.V. with unlikely porkies that alwaysbackfire - with hilarious results. I have Craig to blame for that - he really shattered my sense of self-confidence and self-worth. But then I turn the spotlight on Scott, and he wishes he'd never brought it up. With a penchant for checked shirts and Harry Potter-style specs, I decide he needs a makeover and to experience the abysmal dating world. My friendship with Scott began in the most unconventional way. His past life had made him homeless and isolated, but he saved me. And now we are inseparable. My dating disasters began when my relationship with he-who-must-not-be-named ended. Waking up with a pounding head, a dry mouth, aching limbs and a random arm draped over my waist, I struggle to get up and then stumble to the bathroom. I rubbed my eyes and stare at the hungover, half dead panda eyed loser staring back at me. What started out as a lighthearted challenge with Scott, became something more. We were prepared. But nothing could prepare us for the surprise results! Before long, I realise that our lives will never be the same again.

Melvin Parker is a natural-born werewolf who worked as a werewolf guardian whose job is to maintain peace and order in the city he is assigned to. Karen Stanford is a natural-born rebellious human who lives on a bed of roses and a silver spoon in her mouth. She gets everything she wants. But their lives began to mess up by a prank that had gone wrong, turning Karen into a monster the wolf world could barely imagine.

The Forgotten. Massacre and regicide under the orders of an unspeakably evil priesthood decimate the ranks of the honourable Galadon Knights, and destroy the Royal family who the Knights are sworn to protect. Now outlawed and despised, the Knights are forced, for four generations, 120 years, to hide in secret as they regain their strength for their final confrontation with the religious order. But their biggest secret is that they also hide the last surviving member of the Royal family. Finally strong enough, the last surviving Royal is brought out of hiding and told of her heritage and true identity. Unfortunately a key part of her heritage, a mysterious and magical amethyst pendant, is lost and without it her legitimacy to the throne can not be proven. So starts a desperate quest to search for the pendant to prove the claim of Princess Astrid who must be crowned before the first full moon after her 21st birthday. As more of her heritage is discovered so is passionate romance, bloody battles, betrayal, magic and alliances with the mysterious Elves, Dwarves, Dryads and Mrawlers of the planet. With her 21st birthday quickly approaching, the amethyst lost and the armies are moving into position for a final confrontation, this is their last chance, and time is running out.

Heartbroken Amara who once dreamt of love and she was willing to risk anything for it, but Destiney had other plans. After her trust was broken she left everything and everyone behind and vowed to never return. After almost 5 years, she finally trusts Vik (Vikram). Now, Building a life bit by bit...moving forward? Can she bring him into her life and rebuild what she lost, Will she let him in ? Her heart is full with Fear, Love and secrets....What is instore for her in the future.

Margot belong to a very wealthy and respected family. Her parents never forget to treat her like a princess, she got everything she wants in life. Having a luxurious life is not new to her. As her parents spoiled her, they also remind her always to always look decent and respected woman to everyone. Delicacy. That's what her mother always remind her in every places she go. She had flings and her mother was okay to that set up, what her parents hate is to jump in every men she wants. Her parents, especially her father is against of early pregnancy. Even though she's old enough her dad's still doesn't want her to get pregnant by random man and not married. Marriage before sex, is the rule in there family. But what happened if in just one night she got her self pregnant by an unknown guy? How would her parents react if they will know it? Can she keep it to her self? And to add more to her problem the guy who she was sex with, just appears in nowhere and say he will support the baby without marriage. This guy, doesn't believe that marriage and was never in his mind to that stupid thing as he say so. How would she explain that to her parents? And how would she decline the guys offer if it's not only the baby she wants to support but to her also? She thought if they get married she will be happy but that's not what happened. He accused her of something she can't do and that is to kill their baby.

Power, position and throne are what the Ashcroftians only wanted. They will kill if they need to. An endless war that feels just like a children's game, a floody blood flows just like the water in the river, and wine is much more expensive than people's lives. And yes! It all exist only in the nation named Ashcroft. After the long drought and hunger for justice and equality, one woman (Princess Sapphire Welshly Sylverstein) will return stronger, bolder and even smarter to change the whole nation's seances about "life". And surprisingly another long lost precious gem of the Knightwalkers will appear to continue his father's legacy. After everything is settled, this man can't still figure out what's missing on his part late until he realized that it was the woman whom he's with back in the city (Japan) that he wanted to spend most of his time. But this time it's becoming more allonomous to take action to follow his heart as he got rivals both in the throne and in the woman she treasures most. He then focused more on becoming a good ruler of Knightwalker Empire and for the main time set aside his feeling for Sapphire and instead ask his best friend to look after her, but the case won't always be the same as his best friend did the most unexpected action that will change him forever. This is why we should never entrust our belongings to someone else, as looks can be deceiving and remember that the devil was once an angel-therefore be careful who you trust. Upon the lost of his love the visionary finally happen. He became harmful and hatred consumed him until a year later, a young lovely Princess will come home with the same purpose.