Breaking Rule No.1 : Offside Heart.
I asked, flopping onto his couch.
He checked his phone. "Oh my god, it's three in the morning."
"You know what that means," I said.
"Rule number five," we both said at the same time, and then together, "always make breakfast tacos after a successful mission!"
We clapped hands and fell onto his bed still laughing, both of us grabbing pillows and hitting each other with them like we were twelve years old again.
"Guess who's the fake girlfriend of the year," I said, smacking him with a pillow.