The Bride Swap
In fact, he glanced sideways at the fallen oysters, then laughed under his breath.
"Alright," he said, his voice deep and amused, "I'll make sure to catch up tonight. We're getting on schedule."
I won't get into how that night turned out, but for quite a while after that, I didn't dare bring oysters home again. Even when I found them while combing the beach, I'd hand them off to the other wives.
One day, after another round of teasing, Kristen from next door suddenly changed the subject. "Hey, guess who I saw yesterday?"