The Bully And Me
That evil little genius outsmarted Sheldon.
"Ouch," I grimace. "That sounds...bad, but it doesn't make Sheldon a nerd."
"Last week, Henry Scampert dipped Sheldon's head into the toilet, and after gurgling poop water for a good ten minutes, he still asked, 'Am I still tutoring you later?' which earned him another dip."
I wince in my chair. It was a long time since I was dipped in the toilet, but Henry has also done it to me. Sheldon must have been in so much pain when the water stung his eyes and nose...