Bad Liar
She throws them at me, hitting me square in the face.
"I am not wearing these," I say flatly, staring at the denim shorts in distaste. "You'll be able to see my butt cheeks."
"Exactly."
"That's disgusting," I huff, throwing them at her head.
She ducks, causing them to sling-shot over her head and knock over one of her perfume bottles.
"Nice one, idiot."
"Bitch." I mutter.
"Thank you," she beams, taking it as a compliment. She throws the shorts back in and pulls out her black, denim skirt. "Here, wear this."