She Thought I Couldn't Understand Her Lies
The night before registering our marriage, Elena Sawyer's friends suggest playing a game of truth or dare.
Her girlfriends win, and the punishment is that Elena must speak only Ruskian from that moment on.
My close friend, Justin Butler, is the first to speak to her in Ruskian.
"You and Benjamin are registering your marriage tomorrow. Come up with an excuse to spend the night at my place. I just bought a few sets of the sexy uniforms you like."
Elena smiles and replies, "After what you put me through last night, where we went through four condoms, you still haven't had enough?"
She then turns around and affectionately takes my hand. Her girlfriends burst into laughter, realizing what s