How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“Yes, you can. It’s not like you’ll be doing it for a bad reason. Just try it and see what he says. If he’s really not feeling it, we can always bury him again. No harm done.”
“I gave my word,” said Joshaya.
“Who gives a shit?” I said, making a very reasonable argument. “What’s the worst that could happen? He kills himself again?”
This, I felt, was a good line to take. If Arthur was Peter’s nemesis, let them sort it out between them. Maybe he had his own giant Elf and they could battle it out like some crappy Japanese kids show. I’d be happy to take care of merchandising.
Joshaya looked unconvinced, but well short of a firm refusal.