Novel & Cerita Shut Up And Take My Money Memes

“When will you give me the money? I need it.” I bit the inside of my cheeks and drew blood. “I don't have the money.” Mom inhaled a sharp intake of breath on the other line. “You don't have the money?” “I don't, Mom. Why won't you believe me? Do I look like I have a job?” “You are the wife of a billionaire. A CEO of a multi-billion company and you don't have any money? What kind of bullshit is that? Are you fucking kidding me?” I felt my world shaking.

"Hey, Mom, sent you some money. Pay the debts. Love, Melissa – the broke but well-intentioned child." The day had been a rollercoaster of absurdity, from financial acrobatics to banter with friends about my newfound benevolence. As I lounged on the couch, contemplating life through the remnants of a potato chip bag, fate decided to toss another curveball my way. The door creaked open, a stark reminder that I had forgotten the sacred ritual of locking it earlier. Damn it, Melissa, you had one job.

Curtis: "Alright, alright, I'll return the money, okay? I think you all are just acting sour because you can't have what I have. All you do is envy me; is there anything else you're capable of?" Anthony: "A fundamental principle for any man is not to spend a woman's money." Tommy: "Agreed." Gabriel: "Agreed x2." Calvin: "Agreed x3" Curtis: "…" Curtis was so angry that he quickly transferred one million dollars to Margot. He also took a screenshot of the other men insulting him and showed it to her. Margot saw it and couldn't help but start laughing. She then handed her phone to Natalie. "Look, Natalie. They actually have a secret group chat and are ganging up on Curtis in it."

Wait, is a hooker supposed to say that to her client? whatever I shrug. I put down my phone blushing like a fool. My phone pings and I see a notification. You have received $1,000000:00. “Fuck!” I toss my phone on the couch in shock. It falls face front, he sent it? Another notification pops up above it. My Man: Be ready. Jesus, fuck fuck. And then I start laughing.

-" Good evening Mr. Gerald, can I talk to you for a moment." -" Sure." -" I would like to work in a friend's club; I need to save some money just in case." -" In case of what?" he asked. -" I don't know, I might need it in the future, I also need to buy some stuff." I lied. -" You can use my debit card for that." -" No, definitely no. I can't take your money." I retorted. -" You won't. You will just borrow money from me until you got paid for the mission you are assigned and then give it back." He explained.

“Shut up. The money is already in. Let’s just escape from here and enjoy the money.” With that, the other two followed him without a word. -- Sender: ######### Good job! Now abort the mission! -- Sender ######### sent you a $100,000,000. —

Moo Shang ask while they are eating their lunch . " I want .... five hundred million yuan . Buy a hundred million for Chan Si . I will lend the money for him first . Then ,eldest brother had you told the Xing brothers about this . Your best friends?" " I have .... Everyone borrow fifty million from me except the Su cousin . They will pay me back double when the stock sell with the ten times price . I also told them .... I will stop playing stocks . I don't want them to be addicted to play stocks and lost their money . We had uncle Gray and uncle Red help but they don't . It's better for them to saved their money for their family usage and their future. Once the stocks sold everyone would got

(with a crying meme attached) “All the love and money seem to go to the people who already have it.” “If you can’t fit into the circle, don’t force it. Sincerely, my phone.” “In my next life, I’d like this kind of story too.” “The turning point in life is amniotic fluid.” “This is what real cyberbullying looks like!” “Miss, do you need a loyal dog?” “Oh my god, she’s stunning. What a goddess! I need to have a word with the creator.”

Stock values plummeted, partners backed out, and the Internet did what it did best tore apart the mighty. Even the ridiculous memes had started: “Saito Family Meeting Starter Pack: 1. Lies 2. Kidnapping 3. Global Arrest Warrants.” “Imagine running a billion-dollar empire just to get roasted by TikTok.” For once, chaos was working for me. Just as I was about to set the phone down, it rang Ethan’s ID flashing across the screen. I answered without hesitation. “Talk to me,” I said.

She frantically pulled out her phone to check the bank notification and then screamed, "What's going on? Where's our money? There was clearly over 200 thousand dollars in tips just now!" Dad snatched the phone from her. "Are you sure you didn't read it wrong?" His face went pale instantly. "It's really gone! There isn't a single cent left!" The live stream feed started jolting all over the place, and I could hear them screaming at each other hysterically. "This is all your fault, you idiot! You must have messed up the transfer!" "Bullshit! It was you—" The feed abruptly cut off. I leaned back against my leather couch, admiring the newly arrived money in my account, and let out a cold laugh.