A Royal Pain In The Texts
Okay, fine, I may have had to bribe him with a promise of giving him more forks and spoons later.
We were walking through the sidelines of the dance floor, going successfully unnoticed when Noah suddenly started singing horribly:
"Johnny Johnny! Yes, papa? Have you any wool? Baba black sheep? No, papa! Twinkle twinkle-"
I turned around quickly and slapped my palm over his mouth. What the hell was he even singing? A medley of nursery rhymes?
Noah started making noises behind my hand, and I gave the severest look I could muster, then, placed a finger on my lips. "Shh!"