Slapstick Novels & Stories

"I'm all ears." I started to cough, desperate to think of an excuse that wouldn't make me sound like a complete moron. "Um…we were just talking about…um, some funny movie I just saw?" "A funny movie," he repeated. His smirk grew, and he didn't believe me for a second. Quite rightly, really-we were crap liars. "Yeah!" Isabella jumped in, her voice a little over-eager. "It was a comedy. You know, one of those comedies that's really slapstick and goofy? Lots of…um…dancing?"

Stapsy ❣️ 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭 Someone is about to be beaten up 💔😂😂 . . . .

Before delivering me another slap. Fuck!!!  Jane's outfit.

The thought makes my chest tighten yet again. Slava pushes himself up on unsteady legs, his balance uncertain but determined. He takes one wobbly step, then another, before his little legs give out and he lands hard on his diapered bottom. The impact doesn't faze him— he just grins and pushes himself back up again, ready to try once more. Those little legs.

�𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 30 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝑂ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓. . People started to laugh and I didn't have the time to react from Carvie's sudden punch,with his continues punch

“Just get the fuck off me, or you are going to pay for it.” “What are you going to do? You fucking tied up if you have not noticed.” “Trayton is going to find me and rips your fucking head off.” “You can be glad I am not getting a damn hard-on. Otherwise, I would have ripped you apart.” “Shame you struggling to get it up.” SLAP “Watch your fucking mouth.” “The truth hurts, doesn't it.” SLAP SLAP “Just shut the fuck up before I waste your ass.” “You won't kill me. You want my ass around so you can do all that sick shit you want to do to me.”

Now that they were full grown, they were all killers! "I have a propensity for paying attention to slaps. The stronger the sound, the more joyful I am. Along these lines, you slap one another. At the point when I am blissful and satisfied, I will pardon you!" Jack said briskly. 'Fuck!' Kelly, Ralph, and all the others were swearing and reviling in their minds. They were partitioned into four gatherings, and they stooped on the ground and slapped one another. Slap! Slap! Slap!

He stayed still, observing me for a moment, and then suddenly he clutched his stomach and began laughing. This time, his laughter had a cruel edge to it. "Punish you?" he chuckled, followed by a cough. "How bizarre can one person get?" His mocking laughter and insensitive words infuriated me, and I couldn't control my reaction. Without thinking, I raised my hand and slapped him across the face.

*Slap* " ahhhhh" *Slap* " ahhhhh" *Slap* " ahhhhh" *Slap* " ahhhhh" *Slap* " ahhhhh" *Slap* " ahhhhh" " Are you this much dumb..... don't you know why I am doing all this ....I am angry, hell angry on you ..... You're my soon to be wife ...so I am touching you whether you like it or not it's none of my business to worry about.....

He removed his now slick fingers from her nub, watching his glossy fingers. She exhaled, letting her shaky breathe out, thinking for a brief moment that it was finally over. Only that it wasn't. His hand came briskly back to land a hard slap on her already sensitive flesh. She immediately closed her thighs as a scream left her mouth, her head fell back to absorb the immeasurable pleasure pulsing across her body in the most painful way possible.