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he replies “I’m sorry” Cassie apologizes, feeling bad “Don’t apologize, it’s okay” Aaron tells her, reassuringly “Alright, I’ll be there in ten, see you soon” Cassie tells him “That’s my girl” he replies before hanging up.

I heard the strange lady ask, again. " Erm... Sorry, ma'am. Yes, I'm his new personal assistant." I affirmed. " I think, I like you preferred to that slut." "Excuse me?." I'm confused. "Never mind. Is he in his office now?." "I'm sorry but, I can't disclose that to you. I have no idea who I'm speaking with at the moment so, I can't tell you about Mr. Aaron's activity, I hope you understand. If you want to meet with him, you can book an appointment through our business mail ARSofficial@g***l.com." I answered as politely as I could. I do not want to sound rude and at the same time, can't disclose his information. I'm not here to put his life at risk despite him being so annoying.

Carline smile and answer the assistant, "I thought you already had a customer earlier but she just came in to mock my friend..." She is wants the assistant to take side with us. "Really?... who must be that customer that has a mental health issue? Do you know her? Should I report her to the council?" The assistant look around before resuming, "Is she or he still inside?..." She whispered. "No need already, Miss... She walked out, already..." Astrielle answered. The assistant pouted and handle me the paper bag where my mother's outfit is.

Sassy said and chuckled softly. "No vacancy. Especially not for you. Leave now." The receptionist said. "I want to hear that from the manager, please let me talk to him." Sassy pleaded and the receptionist ignored her. "Please." She said again. On seeing that the receptionist wasn't ready to give her audience, she reluctantly left. "Okay. Fourth rejection for today. How fantastic!" Sassy said. "Try again. You're never allowed to quit." Sage said. Sassy sighed.

When my phone vibrated, I fished it out of my pocket and saw a reply from Jaguar. From: Mr Ass What the heck u saying I threw my head back at his response. My fingers tapped aggressively on the screen as I replied. To: Mr Ass I'm joining the chaotic mix I need a place to stay Let me sleep on you *your place Lmao From: Mr Ass Stfu

Entitled Asshole: And you won’t have the energy to go clubbing after it. Hating how I can’t prevent my smile from growing automatically at this, I type an answer hastily. Amber: First come, first serve. Mr. Entitled Asshole: We will see about that. But I’m betting that you will be the one to come first. My gasp is followed by laughter as I actually love this answer. Biting my bottom lip, I try to take another step towards him and dial his number. He picks up the call nearly immediately, taking me by surprise.

Just when I was starting to feel like maybe the day was going to settle into something peaceful, my phone rang. I reached for it instinctively, expecting Jordan’s name. It wasn’t. “Hello?” “Hello, am I speaking with Marissa…?” the voice on the other end asked. “Yes, this is her.” “Good afternoon, ma’am. I'm from Arksure Insurance, and I’m calling regarding the assessment that we’ve just concluded at your premises. I wanted to inform you that we found some irregularities.” My heart dipped. I sat up straighter. “Irregularities?”

A(ss)ure: Apologies (Grinning emoji) I can be free any time you need me. Erin: Can I come to your office? A(ss)ure: I’ll let the front desk know to send you up immediately. Erin: (Thumbs up emoji) A(ss)ure: See you soon (winking face emoji)

I hope he wasn't been accosted by the paparazzi who wanted to get every bit of the scoop. "The number you are calling is not available. You can reach out to him later." The network provider responded. Now I was bored and also worried and that was a dangerous combination. My assistant breezed in almost immediately with her pager. "Ma'am, I would like for you to go through this and give me feedback so I know what next to do." She said before my phone beeped. "Give me a few minutes. I'll respond to you very soon." I reassured her.