Smartass Replies Novels & Stories

"Uhm Ma'am, can I get your details? We're giving out the promo for our customers and I would like to get your name and number." "Oh, don't worry about that dear. I won't be taking any promo." Ashley said. Her husband owned the mall. There was no need to take any promo from them. "Ma'am?" The lady called in a questioning manner. "I'm Ashley Mazza and I will not be going with any promo." She said. The lady's eyes widened after she had repeated the name Mazza three times. "Ma'am?" Her eyes widened the more when she saw Rob behind her. "We're so sorry Ma'am, we didn't know you were the one. Boss had informed us that his wife would be coming today. We're so sorry Ma'am'."

Alysaa spoke to her personal assistant through the phone. Joshan had anticipated her call everyday since she left and he was always ready to deliver. “Yes Miss, although most of the company's representatives were not willing to take me seriously. They wanted to see the owner of the company.” Alyssa sighed, she had expected this but it was not yet time to show her face. “Next time, Joshan, I want you to come as the owner of ALSA VENTURES. Is that okay?” Alyssa stated. “Yes Ma'am. Also there has been a massive progress with the company using our new app. They were able to get a hundred percent boost in customer call back and loyalty.”

His hand was resting lightly on the small of Cassie’s back possessively. "Smile, darling," Cassie whispered through her teeth, waving to the cameras. "You look like you're about to murder someone." "I am accessing threat vectors," Aser grunted, forcing a dazzling smile that didn't reach his eyes. "There are too many visible angles to take a shot. I hate this venue." "It’s perfect," Cassie corrected as she turned to the reporters. "Miss Stone, is it true you're donating your entire bonus to the relief fund?"

Then a message flashes across the screen: “Please contact customer service for assistance.” “Unbelievable,” I say. I look up, forcing a tight smile in the receptionist’s direction as I step away, pretending like it’s nothing more than a minor inconvenience. But inside, I’m boiling. First my card, now this? Today of all days? It’s like the god of shitstorms is out to get me today. My finger jabs the call button, and I wait as the phone rings. Finally, a voice picks up. “Thank you for calling Sky National Bank. This is Sara. How can I help you?”

Cuti kerja,cuti solat. Lambat-lambat dia mencapai telefon bimbitnya. “Siapa aja lah yang mesej aku pagi-pagi ni.” Qaseh membuka aplikasi w******p di telefon. Dan tertera nama.. “Ammar?!” Ammar : Waalaikumussalam. Sihat. Kerja ok. ‘ Mak ai… Kau dah lah balas mesej lambat. Boleh pula kau jawab sepatah-sepatah ya? Tak apa Qaseh, sabar.’

I dash to accept it. “ Yes sir” I called into the phone losing my breath. “ Yes, Miss. Miller. I have checked and confirmed the receipt of the products please can you send it back to us? The products designs are okay and the quality is just as we have requested. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this might have caused you” Mr. Feller replied, causing me to smile. I'm so happy that I was able to resolve the issue. Imagine the amount of money that will be lost and the materials.

"Tell them the CEO is unavailable. Permanent denial." "Wait," I said smoothly, my voice cutting through the tension like a razor. I looked at the tablet, my expression completely serene. "Don't deny it yet, Sarah. Send them the official standard corporate reply: The Aria Initiative does not invest in failing assets. Let him read those exact words on his legal portal." Marcus looked down at me, a dark, fiercely proud smirk spreading across his handsome face. He knew then, without a shadow of a doubt, that the girl he had rescued from the rain was entirely gone.

“Then we need to be careful.” Max glanced at her. “Careful left about ten minutes ago.” “Then precise,” she said. Oliver pushed off the table slightly. “We don’t respond to every version,” he said. “We respond once.” Caspian added, “And we control when.” Sarah folded her arms. “You don’t have long.” Oliver picked up his phone again. A new message sat at the top. Same number. He opened it. That wasn’t enough. Another message followed immediately.

Nathan said. "She pulls any girly shit, I'm packing and coming home," Norman said. "Will you both stop worrying, I'm telling you it is going to be great." Nathan said. "Yah that coming from the man who’s bed she will be in every night. Why is her assistant coming?" Jacob asked. "Her assistant is Susan," Nathan told them. "That makes perfect sense now," Norman said. Nathan went over to the map and charts on the table, Norman and Jacob followed him. Look, Cassie said she would have never stayed in that wing, because she could not see the sun rise." Nathan said.

“Ugh, I can’t see well.” “That bastard”, Amos said out of nowhere and clicked his jaw. “Oh, cute. Anyway, thank you for this Lady K, and I apologize for missing such a big event”, she replied. “No problem, Lady M. Hope your emergency will be dealt with as early as possible. Lady M responded with a very womanly chuckle. “Oh, it will be.” The call was dropped, followed by a voicemail sent. Oriana motioned Awasis to play the voicemail all through out the underground floors.