Novel & Cerita Smile Like An Idiot

Who knows🤷🏼‍♂️ You: I will smack the sass right out of you with the chancla! My idiot❤️: Bitch, come at me!!😤 You: Homeboy growing some guts. You better keep that same energy when I catch you outside😤 My idiot❤️: You bet I will. Not gonna lie, I'm deadass tired rn😅 You: Same😅 My idiot❤️: Imma go to bed. Goodnight, sweet dreams. Love you❤️ You: Same, goodnight. My idiot❤️: Hunter

For their smiles, I would conquer the world. THE END

“Now go home, practice your innocent smile in the mirror, and don’t die before Saturday. Oh, and take a breath. You sound like you’re about to combust.” I laughed, picturing myself in front of the mirror practicing smiles like a lunatic. “Okay. I’ll call you after I plan my ‘kindness’ strategy.”

I stan myself for being an idiot. "Shut up, have some shame will you! You're acting like a child now!" I scoffed and we both bursted into laughter. Welp, I guess it's clear to say that I've lifted his spirits now. Yup, I'mma claim my reward later, after all, there's no such thing as free in this world.

Like an actual rubber duck. He raises an eyebrow. “What was that noise?” My dignity leaves the building. “I—I—I—YOU—WHY—WHERE—THE SHIRT—WHAT—WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!” He blinks calmly. “Like what.” “LIKE—LIKE—THAT!” I gesture wildly at his whole everything. He looks down at himself. “Oh. Right.” Then he smirks. THE SMIRK. THE ILLEGAL SMIRK. “Does it bother you?” he asks softly.

Grinned like a fox that had just caught a rabbit. The key to feigning your confidence was to take up more space than you needed. Dominant the room with a glaring smile. All the while I wanted to throw up on their Persian rug. Rip the happy family photos from the walls that they still had up. Tell them all to go fuck themselves and never bother me again. Until I looked at the photo of Harland on his 18th birthday. The broad smile. His hair blown in every direction. We were happy, even if it was just the two of us. After all of this was done, we would still be happy and they would still be alone.

(I like you, you idiot. He laughed, "why did you call me an idiot." And I shrugged in reply, grinning. "So, translate the rest." "Nope. Not happening." "Why not?" He whined as he gave me his cute puppy facee. "Ew stop doing that you look like a constipated fish." He looked at me for a moment and then said, "when have you ever seen a constipated fish." While laughing. "Well, I just did." I gave him a pointed look as I burst into a fit of giggles.

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

Hope she's still breathing! Moments later she cough and cough and I am the one who laugh next. Karma is a bitch y'all! "Shut up!its not funny!" She said and glared at but I just stucked my tounge out."Just read the next message bitch!" I rolled my eyes and continue reading the message. Seeing you smile is the best part of my day. Ugh here we go again! This time I think I look like a red tomato! "Stop blushingg! You look like an Idiot!" She said and smirked!

"How could I order you to take drugs from the restricted cabinet in the first place? You're the moron who killed someone out of incompetence, and now this is my fault? How shameless can you be?" I sighed. "You're pretty heartless yourself, aren't you? When you were head over heels for him, that same incompetence was 'adorable.' Now he's just a moron to you?"