Snake Plissken Meme Novels & Stories

My teeth clench, and I feel my body rock back and forth in an involuntary attempt to calm myself down. The thing is, I don’t know if I’m more upset that I’m being targeted or scared of the fucking snake. “There’s a snake in my dresser drawer.” His eyes go wide, “I’m sorry…a what?” “A snake with a rattle on its tail and pearly fangs it showed when it hissed and struck in my direction.” “Show me.” “Alright…this way.” We can hear the rattle from inside the closed drawer. Levi opens the drawer, prepared for the snake to strike. When it does, he slashes its head clean off.