Snake Plissken Meme Novels & Stories

He’s so good to me. Snake asked “Umm.. Luna? Did you eat this whole bag of Oreo double-stuffed?” I tucked my head and mumbled “It was a snacksident.” Venom busted out laughing “A snacksident?” I nodded and explained “Yes! It wasn’t on purpose! I was looking for my pretzels and nutella, when I spotted the oreos. I thought I would have a couple to snack on, while I searched.” He started laughing harder and said “Baby girl.. you snacked on a whole package of cookies..” and I nodded again “Yeah. Snacksident.”

For a moment, there was silence. Then, as if out of nowhere, Ishaan spoke. "You know, snakes have two penises." Ashwin froze. Then, without hesitation, he smacked Ishaan right across the chest. "Shut up!" Ishaan only laughed, his body shaking with amusement. "I’m serious. They’re called hemipenes." "I don’t care!" Ashwin groaned, face burning. "Why the hell would you even say that?" Ishaan turned on his side, his voice smooth and clearly entertained. "Just thought it was an interesting fact."