Snake Plissken Meme Novels & Stories

Viper holds his hand up to high-five me. ‘Welcome to the club, Zurielle. I’ll introduce you to some of my snakes here. This is Tiger, and over there is Boomslang. Next to him is Adder, over here is Cobra, and also, Taipan,’ he says, introducing me to his friends. ‘Nice to meet you all,’ I say, smiling. ‘Out of curiosity, are all members named after snakes?’ I ask, and Viper chuckles. ‘Mostly,’ he answers, smirking. ‘When do we get the pleasure of seeing you again?’ He asks.

His ego was on the line. ( Piss off, who are you?) “It talks. Seriously what does your name mean?” Snakes’ was so serious that you would've thought the question he asked was relevant. He turned his iPad toward the man tied in chains after pressing some buttons, and a live footage of a family made the man's eyes bulge out of their sockets.

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

said eleven year old Natasha. Obviously, her mother gave in in the end and Natasha has had a pet snake ever since. She watched as the snake dug in to the beef jerky she had pulled from the fridge. The sleek green skin moved so smoothly as she stretched out a hand and stroke it. They seemed to have established a connection as the snake had never lashed out at her but always seemed to enjoy her company and it went both ways. Grabbing her pack, Natasha left after waving her mother bye despite the tension between them.

"Woof… I'm a broke scammer. I was wrong." Laughter exploded around the room. Evelyn and her employees cackled wildly while the livestream comment feed flooded with mocking messages and jeers. Finally, I reached her feet and lifted my head. "Can I have the medicine now?" She looked down at me with cruel delight, then lifted her foot and kicked me square in the chest. The blow sent me sprawling backward, my head slamming hard against the floor. Pain exploded through me, and a mouthful of blood burst from my throat. "Cough!"

Standing behind the one-way mirror, Bryan watched as Maggie and Justin stood up from their seats in the interrogation room, and made for the door. They had been questioning Khalil for some minutes , but so far, the teenager had refused to talk. ‘Snitches get stitches.’ Was a code that was upheld by most gangs. “Hey. I guess you enjoyed the scene you just watched.” Justin said to Bryan in his usual manner. “I would have, if not for your ugly face in it.”

he said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and responded, "What are you talking about? I've always been polite." Derek laughed and said, "No matter how much a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake." I smiled and retorted, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." Derek hid a smirk and said, "Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!" The roast got to me, and I couldn't help but feel insulted. "Some people are like slinkies — not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs," I said, trying to come up with a comeback.

What a sly snake! "You keep teasing and bullying me to no end!" I exclaimed, glaring at him. However, Basil just stared back at me, stupefied. Then, he wailed and said, "I never did that!" I wasn't interested in his explanations. I just said, "Stay farther away from me. You're a bad snake!" Basil replied in a choked voice, "I'm not a bad snake. I'm a good snake. You said it yourself. You said that I was the most well-behaved snake in the world!"

Robert-Galt: “Who the fuck are you to question the memory reel’s authenticity? PBD is not the kind of channel that would pull a publicity stunt like that!” Joe Dragon : “But you still can’t change the fact that… memory reels are not always believable!” KongVsGodzilla: “Oh, come on! Can’t we all just appreciate what he did?“ MewTube: “Who else thinks this reel is utter bullshit?” Flat-Sun-Society-Member: “Is it just me or his armor seems a bit familiar?” CosmicDouche_1: “Shitt! Now that you mentioned… How could I miss this?“

For a moment, there was silence. Then, as if out of nowhere, Ishaan spoke. "You know, snakes have two penises." Ashwin froze. Then, without hesitation, he smacked Ishaan right across the chest. "Shut up!" Ishaan only laughed, his body shaking with amusement. "I’m serious. They’re called hemipenes." "I don’t care!" Ashwin groaned, face burning. "Why the hell would you even say that?" Ishaan turned on his side, his voice smooth and clearly entertained. "Just thought it was an interesting fact."