Snake Plissken Meme Novels & Stories

“Yeah. I know it sounds like the start of a ‘they all walked into a bar’ joke, but it’s true.” “Huh.” Crusher looked over at a huge man with an ugly snake tattoo coiling around his thick neck. “What do you think about that, Viper?”

Viper holds his hand up to high-five me. ‘Welcome to the club, Zurielle. I’ll introduce you to some of my snakes here. This is Tiger, and over there is Boomslang. Next to him is Adder, over here is Cobra, and also, Taipan,’ he says, introducing me to his friends. ‘Nice to meet you all,’ I say, smiling. ‘Out of curiosity, are all members named after snakes?’ I ask, and Viper chuckles. ‘Mostly,’ he answers, smirking. ‘When do we get the pleasure of seeing you again?’ He asks.

His ego was on the line. ( Piss off, who are you?) “It talks. Seriously what does your name mean?” Snakes’ was so serious that you would've thought the question he asked was relevant. He turned his iPad toward the man tied in chains after pressing some buttons, and a live footage of a family made the man's eyes bulge out of their sockets.

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

said eleven year old Natasha. Obviously, her mother gave in in the end and Natasha has had a pet snake ever since. She watched as the snake dug in to the beef jerky she had pulled from the fridge. The sleek green skin moved so smoothly as she stretched out a hand and stroke it. They seemed to have established a connection as the snake had never lashed out at her but always seemed to enjoy her company and it went both ways. Grabbing her pack, Natasha left after waving her mother bye despite the tension between them.

"Woof… I'm a broke scammer. I was wrong." Laughter exploded around the room. Evelyn and her employees cackled wildly while the livestream comment feed flooded with mocking messages and jeers. Finally, I reached her feet and lifted my head. "Can I have the medicine now?" She looked down at me with cruel delight, then lifted her foot and kicked me square in the chest. The blow sent me sprawling backward, my head slamming hard against the floor. Pain exploded through me, and a mouthful of blood burst from my throat. "Cough!"

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

Standing behind the one-way mirror, Bryan watched as Maggie and Justin stood up from their seats in the interrogation room, and made for the door. They had been questioning Khalil for some minutes , but so far, the teenager had refused to talk. ‘Snitches get stitches.’ Was a code that was upheld by most gangs. “Hey. I guess you enjoyed the scene you just watched.” Justin said to Bryan in his usual manner. “I would have, if not for your ugly face in it.”

Samuel raised his hand, "Sir, we’ll be killing Plated Snakes on behalf of the Skylight Guild." "Correct, Samuel. What are Plated Snakes, do NOT get this wrong." Prof. Raizen said, leaning in to glare at Samuel harder than before. Samuel shrugged off the intimidation tactic, showing no chance of folding under pressure as he responded. "Plated snakes are as the name states, snakes with sleek black keratin plates on their backs that act as armor and sandpaper like bellies that they rub against you when constricting you-- wearing away your skin and causing deep painful cuts and scrapes."