A Divorce Over a Nap
My wife, Elena Clifford, is mentally weak. Although just the sound of my breathing irritates her when we sleep, she can sleep soundly next to her boy toy, Chris Olson, even when he's playing an out-of-tune melody on his guitar.
I ask for a divorce after watching Elena and Chris flirt with each other in a video.
"Why are you causing a fuss when I'm just sleeping?" Elena asks with a disdainful sneer. "You have no idea how much better my life would be if I got rid of a burden like you."
I look at her coldly and reply, "Of course. The best has yet to come for you."