South Park The List 소설 & 이야기

It was strange that there was no one called Sparky among the 120 students in the list. Charlie (Jonah's dad): [My son has the same hugging bear. I thought it was a gift from the kindergarten, but my son said that it was from a child called Sparky. He said Sparky is a boy with red eyes. It doesn't sound like a lie when he can describe that boy clearly.] Ms. Channing immediately denied this. [Our kindergarten has never given any hugging bears to the children.] Sarah (Cindy's mom): [Stop giving Ms. Channing such a hard time. I've asked my daughter about it, and she said she's never met a boy called Sparky. She didn't even receive any hugging bear.]

Yet Hayden's mother continued yelling, "You still have the nerve to laugh? You shameless slut! The fact that Hayden is still willing to marry you is already a huge loss for our family. You'd better serve us properly after you marry in, or we'll leak today's video online!" I smiled calmly at her. "Mrs. Clarke, what video are you talking about?" "The video of you fooling around with those men in Room 1008!" Her expression was full of certainty, as if she was convinced I would panic the second she said it. But the next second, the door to Room 1008 opened.

I heard one ask. Ms. Jimenez shook her head and revealed that she has made a list of who is going to be partners with who. “I already have chosen who’s pairing with who.” She announced and everyone groaned. As long as it’s not Julian Paredes, it’s fine with me. Ms. Jimenez started announcing the partners. Apparently, Genina is paired with Julian Paredes making her explode like a volcano that has been dormant for a million years with all the reserved lava coming out of its crater.

“I don’t know. It’s weird. Come on, don’t pay it any mind. It’ll pass.” I nod. She loops her arm around me as we walk in. But our steps slow when we see a crowd gathered around the bulletin board. “I hate this school,” Cortney mutters, rolling her eyes. I sigh. “I hate it more.” We’re about to keep walking when I hear someone say, “She made the list. How sad?” Another voice chimes in, “Plain Jane.” “What is this list about?” I stop Cortney, my voice low. She shrugs. “I don’t know. Wanna check it out?”

“Aw, and here I was hoping the ‘sir’ would stay. Yes, I’ll get it, but we need to discuss the problem that thing presents.” “That is not the problem. The dickwad is the problem,” Beth says with her hands on her hips. Again I felt that nice warm, fuzzy feeling. “You’re both right. The notebook and Kirk are the problems. Which is why I want to at least destroy the notebook. Kirk, I will figure out what to do with later.” “So you don’t think you’re crazy anymore?” Matt asks. “Is one every sure they’re not insane? How can we really know what we experience in this world is the actual reality of the situation?” I ask back.

"Just wait a second, I'm making you a fuck it list." "A what?" "A fuck it list." She says as if that's enough of an explanation. "A list of sexy stuff I want you to do, within the next year, to make up for eleven years, I repeat, eleven years of missing out." "Jacqueline Davies." I say in horror as I start reading the list. "I can't do that stuff. I definitely can't do number seventeen, what are you on?" "Yes you can, it's relatively tame stuff mate, it's not like I'm saying do BDSM or go to a swingers club. Although actually…"