Spongebob Insanity Novels & Stories

What kind of idiot is he? [Some broke guy trying to scam 130,000 with just 1,300. Why not go rob a bank instead?] People across the internet condemned Nancy's and Erick's behavior. Some even dug up their home address and Erick's workplace. … Concerned citizens began calling Erick's company nonstop, reporting his misconduct in his personal life. They demanded that he be fired.

“Chef Marcus also cried when his boyfriend left him. I blocked him in 2022.” “You’re being rumored to be sleeping with Zane Romano,” Sophia whispered, “while also representing his wife. That’s not a scandal, Dianna. That’s burn-the-building-down and ban-all-kids-from-marshmallows-for-a-week level.” I exhaled. “Ash will survive the trauma.” “That kid’s thriving. There’s a clip of him saying he looks like SpongeBob when he wears yellow. Someone edited it with a Pixar soundtrack.” I stared at the table. “SpongeBob?”

“I was never flirting with him, it's called talking. That's how a conversation works genius.” “I don't appreciate your sarcasm, do you want me to strip you naked and fuck you in the car?” My eyes widened and I swallowed the lump that seemed to be stuck in my throat. “You're sick.” “I was never sick until you came along. So stop making me sick.” Ugh, he always gets something to say. It's so annoying. I finally got down from the car and stared at the huge building in front of me. A shadow appeared beside me and I turned, it was Savien. He welcomed me with a bow and I immediately grabbed his head in a handshake.

a familiar voice asked her. Lena turned to see a glowing bulb floating,Lena robbed over eyes severely that it became red, Lena looked around to see the other girls staring at the bulb.That confirmed it was real and she wasn’t Elosinating it. “Who are you??” Lena asks. “Emm sorry what are you?” “Ouch!” The bulb said it hurt. “What happened??” “I am a living thing you know!!”it Scolded her. Lena looked puzzled. “Well follow me I will lead you to Your lover”

"I'm sorry, amore. I didn't mean it. I'm just afraid." I froze at his words."Scared of?" "Myself.", he whispered."I don't want to do anything stupid." "How can someone be afraid of himself? Right Spongebob?", I peered over his shoulder to glance at the yellow sea sponge who nodded with me in agreement."See, he agrees with me." I looked back at him who looked confused out of his wits. The confusion in his eyes made me laugh as I tilted my head at him. "What the hell are you saying?"

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

“Tell Ivan he’s wrong. SpongeBob is the funniest. Everyone knows it!” “Nu-uh!” little Ivan shot back, his tiny fists pumping in mock outrage. His cheeks flushed pink, and his soft gray eyes so painfully reminiscent of his father’s, sparkled with mischief. “Tom and Jerry! They’re the best. Right, Uncle Dave?” I chuckled, letting some of the tension ease from my shoulders. “Now, that’s a tricky one. See, SpongeBob makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, but Tom and Jerry? Classic. You can’t beat classic.”

“Where’s Andromeda?” “Don’t know—don’t care,” he muttered. “When can I have my day off? I badly want to go to some island and have sex with three women at the same time.” Sabrina scoffed and frowned at him. “If you keep doing that—I’m going to peel you alive.” “Ah, ah.” He shook his head. “You can’t. I’m handsome, and I’m not a psychopath,” he said and started killing off the zombies in his game.