Stan Hat Gravity Falls Novels & Stories

When I almost fall trying to sit down Sharlene helps me sit upright before signaling to the stripper to do her thing. The first thing my body notes when the stripper starts to grind on me is that she’s not Sharlene. She has a banging body but it does not feel right against mine. She is way shorter than me so she has to stand on her tiptoes to give me a lap dance. I put my hand on her waist anyway and let the alcohol guide her body to mine. She stands up and sits back on my laps, this time she’s facing me. Her boobs are huge so they’re all in my face.

"How is that possible?" Alec grabs my shoulder. "I think I figured something out." "Huh?" He bends down and pushes a rock no larger than my fist. Or at least he tries to. His face scrunches and turns red as he strains. "Gravity is different here," he gasps, still pushing. "Larger things weigh less, and the small things weigh a lot." I hustle over to help him. "Whatever you say." He's right, though. Even pushing together, we can't move the rock.

He looked like he was assessing a new business acquisition. "The air is thin here," Vane said, turning to look at Elara. His grey eyes were as cold as the mountain wind. "And the gravity is roughly 12% higher than the previous sector. Miss... I’m sorry, I still haven't caught your name. Are you part of the mountain trekking staff?" The words cut deeper than the Auditor’s staff. Elara gripped the silver fire in her palms, the heat of it the only thing keeping her warm in the sudden chill.

I threw my weight against him and he stumbled as he tried to hold me. “Damn, Ady! What are you trying to do? Squish me??” Gabe asked. The incredulous look on his face had me bursting out in laughter, I almost teared up. “Help,” I gasp, “gravity is increasing on me.” I push the back of my hand against my forehead and close my eyes. “I have no strength and could have dropped you!” Gabe laughed as he pushed me to my feet. Throwing him a smile, I interlocked my arm with his and pulled him along.

Artemis pointed at the stick and then at Smith and I nodded slowly. “Remember moon mother, her light help you”. I stared down at the stick and lifted it into the air, this power I think I’ve got the hang of. How to make it heavy though, I have no clue. I tried to think back to science class and our lessons on space and how gravity on each planet is different. I pictured the video of the astronaut jumping on the moon and how easy it was for him to leap. Then I pictured Jupiter and the fact that the gravitational field on Jupiter is stronger than any other planet. I felt a heaviness in my head and the stick dropped a little. I held onto that thought and focused in on it. The stick fell to the

He began to fly into the air and gallop forward. However! Zephyr Khan noticed that the deeper he went, the stronger the gravity suppression became. After flying for ten thousand meters, the surrounding gravity suppression was more than a hundred times, but about a hundred and ten times! As for the soil on the ground, it was clearly stronger than diamond. However! What surprised Zephyr Khan was that the huge stone statues around him were still motionless under such a terrifying gravity, as if they were not affected at all. And then! Zephyr Khan continued to fly forward.

The "Chronological-Borehole" didn't collapse with a bang; it dissolved into the sound of Rain on Asphalt. Avery Vane-Thorne opened her eyes and felt something she hadn't felt in fifty years: Weight. Not the "Basalt-Weight" of the Earth's core or the "Gold-Weight" of the Vanguard, but the simple, heavy pull of a 2024 gravity on a 2024 body. She was standing on a balcony in Geneva, the air smelling of ozone and expensive coffee instead of "Amethyst-Spores."

Without the Heart to power the anti-gravity engines, Alcatraz Island—a billion tons of rock and steel suspended in the stratosphere—remembered that gravity existed. "Hold on to something!" Marcus screamed, diving to grab a support pillar. The sensation of weightlessness hit them instantly as the entire island entered freefall. K-CHUNK. The Cradle tilted forty-five degrees. Jack slid across the floor. He slammed into Catherine’s ice block. He wrapped his non-cursed arm around it, digging his blackened fingers into the floor to anchor them. "Got you," Jack gritted out, blood dripping from his chin onto the ice. "I got you."

The blackout was not an absence of light: it was a presence of absolute, devouring gravity. Inside the central altar of the Silver Moon palace, the air had reached a state of "Super-Saturation." Every molecule of oxygen was so laden with antagonistic static from the government’s towers that breathing felt like inhaling pulverized glass. I stood between the statues of the Stone Sister and the Mountain Man, my hands trembling as I reached for the central nervous system of the mountain.

“The external sensors are being fried by the static discharge. I’ll have to manually plug the logic core into the pillar’s nervous system.” ​I looked at the monitor. The Sky City, a magnificent sprawling complex of white marble and gold plating, was tilting at a dangerous fifteen-degree angle. Great plumes of white steam were erupting from its base as the gravity anchors snapped one by one, trailing through the air like the broken tentacles of a giant jellyfish. ​“It’s too dangerous to dock, Thorne,” I warned. “The turbulence around the central pillar will tear the Pathfinder apart. You’ll have to jump.”