Stupid Humor Novels & Stories

Amelia was always bullied by her twin sister Olivia, even worse, they have the same mate! You rob my thing, my parents, now you rob my mate! Amelia growled to Olivia. Olivia smirked. "Stupid girl, you deserve nothing." "Bullshit!" The most potent Alpha Alexander kissed Amelia before everyone and announced that Amelia is his luna. "Amelia, you're my destiny," Alex said before burying his whole face in Amelia's vagina and sucking on her labia like a starving man.

~They say there's a thin line between love and hate, and I’m about to find out just how true that is~ When the Masters family moved to Rixon Hills at the start of my senior year, I caught the attention of Roman Masters, the sole heir to the billionaire family empire, and also a new transfer student at my school. His arrogance, infuriatingly handsome smirk and stupid nickname for me instantly makes me dislike him. But as time goes on, things start to blur, and I’m starting to forget my reasons for hating him in the first place…

Bill is a nobody, a health inspector who’s not above taking a few dollars to overlook a restaurant’s mouse problem, and hated by nearly everyone except his long-suffering girlfriend. His nephew, Trent, isn’t much better: sexually and morally confused, he’s probably the worst teenage con artist on the East Coast. But today, these two losers harbor a sentient parasite with a sarcastic sense of humor and a ravenous appetite. As the parasite figures out how to control its new human hosts, the focus of its desires grows from delicious cheeseburgers and beer to something much darker and more dangerous.©️ Crystal Lake Publishing

Sagara is the second son of the most powerful family in the country. He pretends to be disabled to trick his brother, Awan. But his brother doesn't fully believe him. What if Viola, his fiancé who was supposed to be married to him, suddenly disappeared? Sagara was forced to marry Viola's sister named Viona. The girl who is known for being ugly and stupid in town A. Can Sagara endure all of Viona's ridiculous behavior and lewdness? Read more to find out!

All Avisa had known in all her 21 years as a siren is the ocean, but all that changes when stupid kidnappers brought her to land, there she meets an arrogant vampire. After an awful first encounter, Avisa feels rejuvenated in tormenting him. All Dean knew was pain and neglect, but after meeting a certain siren, it seems humiliation is the new thing in his vocabulary, vowed to get back at the annoying siren. The two who despise each other and fate that seem to despise both of them, who will win a siren, a vampire or my good friend fate.

When Amelia turned down Ryan’s love years ago, she thought she was choosing peace over pain. Back then, he was just an ambitious young man with big dreams and no fortune. But fate has a cruel sense of humor when Amelia applies for her dream job, her new boss turns out to be none other than Ryan… now a powerful billionaire with a reputation as cold as his wealth is vast. As old feelings resurface and secrets from their past threaten to unravel, Amelia must face the man she once rejected and the truth that walking away might have been her biggest mistake.

She was wolf less. Powerless. Unwanted. Until the night she caught her mate Lucas cheating. Shattered and humiliated, she never expected comfort to come from the one man, feared by all, Alpha Theodore. The most mysterious and ruthless Alpha wolf. But the moon goddess has a greater sense of humor binding her to two mates who were her war. When fate binds her to two mates, one who broke her, and one the world fears. Will she accept her fate or run from it? Who would she accept as her mate? Discover the truth in this not-so-ordinary paranormal tale.

Skylar's world shattered in a single, drunken night. Not once, but twice, her destined mate rejected her – or so she thought. Blinded by the sting of betrayal, she made a reckless choice that left her pregnant and ostracized. Branded a harlot, she fled, vowing to build a new life. Years later, Skylar returns and she is no longer the scared girl but an elegant and powerful woman, with a secret tucked away in the form of adorable twins. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor when she meets the man who ignites a familiar spark in her.  He's the spitting image of her past. Except, there's a shocking truth – they're twins.

On her deathbed, Ellie found out that her powerful Alpha King husband, Dominic, wanted her stepsister Vivian instead of her ever since they were teenagers. Not only had he betrayed her love, but he had eagerly crowned Vivian as his Luna Queen even before her death. But fate decided to give Ellie a second chance. Reborn at eighteen, Ellie is done being the stupid girl who always chased after Dominic. However, she didn't expect that Dominic would also change, and it seems that what happened in her past life was not that simple.....

Max was resigned to the fact that he was never going to meet his fated mate. He was reaching close to 30 now and his pack was pressuring him to take a chosen mate. Everyone was more than aware that moon madness was only just around the corner. That is until he met her, the Moon Goddess has a twisted sense of humor though. She wasn't a Werewolf. Can Max sweep her off her feet the conventional way before he loses his mind? Will the neighboring packs realize his fated mate is human and dispose of her, sealing Max's fate and putting his pack up for the taking? or will she run as soon as he shares his secret with her?