Suicide Squidward Novels & Stories

I had a gut feeling that my friends were doing something behind my back. I felt my phone vibrating inside my pocket; I pulled my phone out of my pocket and noticed a new message. I opened it and found the message from Alex. I forgot to mention we didn’t talk since Saturday and I was avoiding him too. Squidward: didn’t see you today at school, Yeah, I named him Squidward after the character in SpongeBob, and that’s because he acts exactly like him. I was busy today; I texted back. Three dots appeared as he was typing, then the dots disappeared. I frowned and glanced at the door, checking if a customer came. There was no one, so I focused on my phone again.

"But life support is at 15%. Without the main thrusters, we have about four hours of oxygen left before we suffocate." Jack groaned from the floor, rubbing his neck. Beside him, Dr. Braun was still out cold, strapped securely to a jump seat. "So, we survive the giant squid just to choke to death in a tin can?" Jack asked. "I need a better agent." "We aren't dying today," Sebastian unzipped his pressure suit and walked toward the rear storage locker. "There is a massive energy signature coming from that central spire. If this city runs on the same frequency as the Syndicate tech, we can use it to jump-start our thrusters."

Jackson-crow spoke, his voice sounding like the rhythmic pull of the tide. He had shifted again. He was no longer a fractured image; he was a Man of Salt and Sea-Glass, his golden eyes reflecting the churning, dark emerald of the Southern horizon. "But the South? The South is a war of Erosion. The Lords of the Sunken Sovereigns don't want to delete you. They want to Dissolve you. They want to turn the 'Sovereign Sun' into a dim, underwater memory that never reaches the surface".

The two vampires laid back and looked up at the top of the dome. "What are we looking at," Maxim inquired. "Just watch," Esper whispered in response. The floor lights turned off, leaving them in the pitch black. Soon, little specs of blue light started twinkling in the water's depths, coming closer to the dome. As their eyes adjusted to the darkness, Maxim stared in awe as he saw that the light was coming from a bioluminescent squid school. The school danced around the top of the dome before scurrying off. What soon replaced them was a much larger glowing squid. It swam closer, wrapping its appendages around the curve.

I tell her when she looks at me and I know she remembers what happened. “The sound he used. Sonic cannon. He was developing it while he studied me. It is called Alpha. If they use the right sound, they can use it on whales. I listened while they thought I was sedated. Apparently, they used it in the past. To prevent whales from beaching, now he will use it to subdue my people and slaughter them. So you marking me has caused a problem. Have you been punished yet?” she says and I look away from her and she scoffs.

So it is best to stay away from danger or else, eternal death awaits them. In a flash, Zed threw the herbs he had picked at the bee and made it ignore Suyi for a while, Suyi then ran to the log and swiftly smacked the beast to death. Seeing that, Zed could only shake his head and proceeded into the corpse of the beast, luckily finding a small gem on its smashed stomach.

I had the strange urge to scale the walls of one particular building to find her. Just what the f*ck is this girl doing to me? Scale the wall? Who the f*ck am I Spiderman? But I saw myself doing it seconds before my body crouched as if getting ready to spring through the air. Just then, I heard the doors of the SUV open and close behind me and damn near bared my teeth at the two men who walked towards me. Mine! F*ck!

Jake smugly announced. “Fuck shit! This is so hard; I’m fucking cumming for you Jake! Oh God, this is going to be a big one!” And it was. Both of them combined their juices inside one another and moaned piercingly loudly. But Jake wasn’t done yet. He wanted to lap it all up. “Now you hot bitch, you keep cumming for me, so I can taste your sweet slit juices!” “Oh shut up you two!” Zack unexpectedly shouted “You’re worse than a p**n movie!”

"I thought you wanted to die, Marcel! Go on! I'll help you! From now on, I'm the only one Mom, Dad, and Leon have! Soon, no one will remember that someone named Marcel Sylvester ever existed in this world!" I couldn't swim. I sank straight to the bottom without struggling even once. Through the rippling surface of the water, I saw Henry leave. He had done something wrong and was too scared to stay, so he ran away with his tail between his legs. Water rushed into my nose and mouth. The suffocation was overwhelming yet satisfying. I asked the system, "This time, can I finally die?"

He insulted. Joaqin didn’t budge. How he wanted to knock the man out. “Guess you need my help again.” Linus materialized beside Joaqin. He looked around and the backup is nowhere to be found. There are too many people around and he can’t risk firing. “Tik tok tik tok time is running,” Linus chanted as he looks at his wrist while looking at his imaginary watch. “Fine.” Joaqin mumbled. “Finally!” Linus exclaimed and disappeared beside him but he could hear his laughter.