Superhero Parodies Novels & Stories

Jovie was rather displeased by the other children's teasing, and she retorted, "Nonsense! My Dad isn't a pig! He's a hero and the best bodyguard in the whole world! He's a superhero!" A little boy, sitting in the second row and dressed in a tailored suit, stood up with a smug look and gave Jovie a once-over. "You say your Dad is a hero? I've never heard anything more stupid! He's just a bodyguard! How can he possibly be a superhero? Don't be stupid; your Dad is just a pig and a useless scum! There's nothing to be proud of! In fact, I'm feeling very embarrassed for you!"

"I won't say it. I won't say it even if I die. Zion, we are brothers. If you ask me to keep the secret, I will definitely not betray you. Even if my mommy hit me, I won't say it. Look, my butt is going to blossom." Wisdom pitifully took off his pants. His swollen buttocks made Zion narrow his eyes slightly and his little hands unconsciously tighten. "Your mom beat you?" "Yes, it hurts!" Wisdom said with grievance, with tears in his eyes, but he endured it secretly and said with a smile, "I'm pretty tough, this is my superpower, right? If I'm a superhero, what would you call me?" "Captain Butt-kicked." Zion answered. "Right, right! I'm Captain Butt-kicked! I am a great superhero! Citizens of