My Fox Fae Fennrick
“Oh, he has been sold a few times. But the customers kept trying to get… intimate with him. He hated it, so he kept running away.”
So… he was pure? A chaste fox fae?
The owner added quickly, “We have a one-month return policy, no questions asked. Try him out. Just… if he helps you get rich, you can’t try anything physical with him, alright?”
I glanced at the fox fae again.
Well… since the owner said all that…
Fine. I’d take him.
⸻
I practically skipped home with my new fox fae in tow.
On the way, I tried to break the ice. “So… what’s your name?”