Goodbye to My Youth
On the night before the college entrance exam, my boyfriend misdialed and called my number to confess his feelings to the school beauty.
"Adele, you promised that if I willingly skipped the exam for you, you'd be my girlfriend.
"That idiot Sadie already gave up her university early admission spot for me. Tomorrow, I'll be standing right outside the testing center with a massive bouquet of flowers waiting for you. I'm going to prove to you once and for all that my heart is yours!"
In the background, a rowdy chorus of his friends cheered him on.
"Trading a top scorer for the prettiest girl in school. You're a legend, Mark!"
"When you two officially get together, you better throw a party!"