Love Bites
"What do you mean my real age and name? My name really is Esra, and I am 26. Why would you even think... wait, who did you think I was?"
"I don't know, a 500-year-old witch or something."
"For the love of God, I am not a witch!" She screamed my ears off, and I fought the urge to laugh.
"A witch and vampire and God in the same sentence, how does that work?" Esra pursed her lips and glared at me. "Okay, I'll stop." I raised my hands in surrender.