Tom The Turkey Disguise Printable Novels & Stories

So, Ava had a separate dish filled with homemade stuffing. She trotted over to the oven to check on the twenty-two pound turkey for the third time in two hours. The popper was finally out on it. She turned the oven off and closed the door. Instead of running to the den to get either Ray or Jesse to lift it out of the oven, she called Ray on his cell phone. **** Dax, Ray, Jesse, Gill, Shane, and Tom were yelling at the TV as a referee threw a flag on a play that was legit.

“I need to go after him. We don’t have time for this.” Nancy perked up. “Finally, something sensible.” She clapped her hands. “Right. Back to our grand escape plan. Where were we?” I turned toward the pile of supplies still scattered across the bed. “Disguises.” Nancy smirked. “Oh, you’re going to love what I came up with.” I narrowed my eyes. “Why do I suddenly feel concerned?” She grabbed a bundle of cloth from the pile and tossed it at me. I caught it and unfolded the fabric, staring at the deep, dull brown tunic and cloak.

He opened it up to show a bunch of makeup, wigs, prosthetics, and more. “What?” he asked, sounding a little irritated at my shock. “Every team needs someone good with disguises.” “Yes, they do,” I affirmed, moving over to a chair and letting Tank begin his work. He started by smearing some goo on my cheeks and then tickling my face with multiple brushes, adding contour and taking off some years. Earl was on the phone, talking to a local grocery shop and putting together a bunch of items for delivery. Mouse arranged for transportation, and I sat still, letting Tank work his magic. He finally grunted and handed me the mirror. I stared, transfixed.

Tomato sauce and warm grease squirt from beneath the cardboard lids and spatter his shoes, but he never looks down. Carrie, who managed to maintain her composure after running down an old lady with a mini-car, is so stunned by the sight that her mouth flops open. At least she manages to hold onto her own pizzas. Beyond the door, bright studio lights shine off plastic sheeting spread on a concrete floor. Standing on that sheeting is a rainbow of oversized figures dressed in cartoon animal costumes—foxes and turtles and a white unicorn and three more rabbits with oversized heads. None wear pants.