Too Late to Win Her Back
When Alexandra Klein hands Ron Drennan the divorce papers, he's busy on the phone, trying to placate his 52nd mistress.
"Ron, I want a divorce. Sign these. Once the 30-day waiting period is up, we're done. We can stay out of each other's lives for good."
"Mm-hmm."
He takes the papers, flips straight to the last page, and signs without bothering to read them.
"Okay, okay. I'll be right there," he murmurs into the phone as he gets up and grabs his jacket.
He's already at the door by the time he hangs up. Then, as if something has just occurred to him, he turns back.
"Oh, right. Lexi, what did you just have me sign?"
He signed it without a second thought, and now he wants to know what he