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Of course. The replies were wild. “Lmaoo not her working the late shift.” “This is why I don’t talk to randoms. Embarrassing.” “That hoodie again?? She really needs help.” Clown emojis. Fire emojis. Someone even dropped a popcorn gif like it was a movie. But there were a few decent comments. “Y’all are weird.” “She literally minds her business. Why are y’all obsessed?” “Imagine stalking someone’s job then making a fake video. Seek help.”

If he wasn’t going to be entertaining, my social media feeds would be. I unlocked the screen and a grin instantly spread across my face. “Ha!” I laughed out loud, the sound sharp and sudden in the room. The guy on top of me actually flinched. “V-Victoria? You okay?” “Shut up and keep going,” I snapped, not even looking back at him. “If you can.” My thumbs flew across the screen, scrolling through the glorious, beautiful chaos. Every platform was on absolute fire. My timeline was a waterfall of videos and memes, all about the epic shitstorm at a place called the ‘Fuzzy Bunny.’

(inserted laughing emojis) @yasminemonteverde: No longer sixteen but always young at heart (inserted blushing emojis) I just chuckled at that. @sassytamara: @celynvhidalgo, I don’t have one. I’m all alone here! (inserted kissing emojis) @celynvhidalgo: Hmmn, I don’t think so! Cute chuckling faces were the last things I replied to Celyn. @sassytamara: @waltermendoza, shut up!

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"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

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