Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

Zelda's POV I leaned back in my chair and wiped my face with the back of my hand. Actual tears. From laughing. I could not remember the last time I had laughed hard enough to cry and I was choosing not to examine what that said about the last few days of my life. Riven was funny. Genuinely, unexpectedly funny in a way that snuck up on you before you could decide whether to allow it. I had not planned to open up to him. I had planned to keep the walls exactly where I had built them, solid, maintained, no entry.

Candi stated with repulse adjusting herself on Tyler’s laps. “Ty already got some with the tomboy, trouble in paradise already?” Shane said wiggling his eyebrow “i bet she couldn't get enough and she just have to crawl begging back,” one of the boys commented, the whole table erupted into laughter and what was left of the courage I built up shattered immediately. Clover, one of the players-who is also a jerk-sitting at the edge of the table, then stretched his legs forward when a boy was passing with his lunch tray and the content landed on my body as the boy tripped.

His eyes still don't move from Adrianna, who's looking anywhere but at him. "If you think you can handle it, old man," Rizzo, a new kid who started this semester, says. He's as cocky and stupid as Alexander. Archer, however, is always one to see the humor in anything. "You know I could kick your ass even after sinking two bottles of scotch, Rizzo." Rizzo laughs and passes him a bottle of vodka. "Help yourself." He sits back in his chair, a cocky smirk still plastered on his face. Either he's fearless or plain stupid, as Blaine is staring at him like he's ready to tie him to a torture rack.

Emma asked with a giggle. “Sickeningly!” Zian muttered under his breath. Zian’s jaw tightened as he heard Emma giggle over the ‘Emmy-Emmy’ nonsense. He could barely stand the sound of it. His eye twitched as he tried to keep his cool, but the whole situation felt like a slow burn under his skin. "Ron-Ron? Emmy Emmy" Zian muttered again, unable to keep his annoyance in check. "Who even comes up with these ridiculous names?"

"You could just start a porno content. Add it to your side hustle. I swear, you and Grisella will make the -" "Would you want me to help you out with your voice?" I smiled forcedly at him. "My voice? Is it coming out drunk?" He looked between Russo who was trying to conceal his laugh, and me who still had my forced smile on. Such dumbass. "Yeah, I don't think you need it anymore. A snap at your throat wouldn't hurt" I halfly curled my hand in the air, moving forward towards his throat. His eyes widened when he got the joke, swatting my hand away. "What the fuck, man?"

He asked smirking. I giggled. "No, not at all." "Great! Wow, how many talents are you hidding Miss Farooqi?" He said pretending to think hard by rubbing his chin. "Hmm...even I don't know Mr. Malik." I said imitating him. We both laughed. Armaan's POV, I heard the sound of laughter for our music room. As I peeped in I say Bhai with the crazy fan girl. What the hell is he doing with her?

"Bro it was small and cute prank - said reyan and I felt that my anger was on peak now. "Shut up - I screamed in my anger. "Mrs izzah hussain have you really got badly hit on your head. Jab tumne kaha ki kon ahad mujhe laga jese kisi ne mera saans rok liya ho izzah tumhe sirf apni entertainment or pranks ki padi hai kisi ki ehsaasat ki nahi. Nahi lekin tum kese samjhogi tumhe to apne pranks karne hai na mujhpe ( when you told me that who ahad I felt that someone stopped my breathing but you

“You broke up a fight?” Ozzy puffed up. “Hell yeah I did. Those two idiots didn’t know who they were messing with. I told ’em, you wanna act like animals, I’ll throw you out like animals.” Raven giggled—too high at first, then steadied herself. She tilted her head, looked at him through her lashes, and gently touched his forearm. “You’re so funny, Ozzy. You always know how to handle things.” Ozzy blinked, clearly surprised.

i thought Kizzy likes you but am happy she is with Nick . Ben -You were jealous ? Riss-Why won’t I be ?She is all over you when you came . Ben-I guess .So how is your new school treating you . Riss-I love it !I have lots of friends here .Everyone love me .There is this guy ,Darrel ...well we are texting and he is flirting with me tho he is fun to be with . Ben -He should back off !and why are you even chatting with him . Riss-Jealous much ?

he's just fooling himself because there's no way that the audience is going to buy his words. "You all should please relax!". The MC added and then a text message suddenly popped up on the screen. "I have something urgent to take care of, and just so you know….. the urgent thing I have to take care of is to settle one of my models because she insisted that I should give my entire designs to her. Hahaha….. I'm just kidding…. I'm going to be on stage in an hour". The text stated. All those who read the text that was already imprinted on the flat-screen TV all laughed due to the joke that Edward had written that involved a model.