Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

His eyes still don't move from Adrianna, who's looking anywhere but at him. "If you think you can handle it, old man," Rizzo, a new kid who started this semester, says. He's as cocky and stupid as Alexander. Archer, however, is always one to see the humor in anything. "You know I could kick your ass even after sinking two bottles of scotch, Rizzo." Rizzo laughs and passes him a bottle of vodka. "Help yourself." He sits back in his chair, a cocky smirk still plastered on his face. Either he's fearless or plain stupid, as Blaine is staring at him like he's ready to tie him to a torture rack.

Emma asked with a giggle. “Sickeningly!” Zian muttered under his breath. Zian’s jaw tightened as he heard Emma giggle over the ‘Emmy-Emmy’ nonsense. He could barely stand the sound of it. His eye twitched as he tried to keep his cool, but the whole situation felt like a slow burn under his skin. "Ron-Ron? Emmy Emmy" Zian muttered again, unable to keep his annoyance in check. "Who even comes up with these ridiculous names?"

"You could just start a porno content. Add it to your side hustle. I swear, you and Grisella will make the -" "Would you want me to help you out with your voice?" I smiled forcedly at him. "My voice? Is it coming out drunk?" He looked between Russo who was trying to conceal his laugh, and me who still had my forced smile on. Such dumbass. "Yeah, I don't think you need it anymore. A snap at your throat wouldn't hurt" I halfly curled my hand in the air, moving forward towards his throat. His eyes widened when he got the joke, swatting my hand away. "What the fuck, man?"

He asked smirking. I giggled. "No, not at all." "Great! Wow, how many talents are you hidding Miss Farooqi?" He said pretending to think hard by rubbing his chin. "Hmm...even I don't know Mr. Malik." I said imitating him. We both laughed. Armaan's POV, I heard the sound of laughter for our music room. As I peeped in I say Bhai with the crazy fan girl. What the hell is he doing with her?

"Bro it was small and cute prank - said reyan and I felt that my anger was on peak now. "Shut up - I screamed in my anger. "Mrs izzah hussain have you really got badly hit on your head. Jab tumne kaha ki kon ahad mujhe laga jese kisi ne mera saans rok liya ho izzah tumhe sirf apni entertainment or pranks ki padi hai kisi ki ehsaasat ki nahi. Nahi lekin tum kese samjhogi tumhe to apne pranks karne hai na mujhpe ( when you told me that who ahad I felt that someone stopped my breathing but you

Tash called out to her. "Whatever. They sound the same anyway." Jess mumbled to herself ignoring their comment. " What was that pussy? Did you forget your boyfriend's name after your sexy encounter with 'shirtless Ronan'? Tash chuckled with the others. " Are you all done laughing at me?" She walked towards them and crossed her arms defiantly. " Why are you so grim? Enjoy the moment, pussy." Lizzy nudged. " You! Stupid Panda! " Jess lunged at Lizzy and they both ended up laughing hysterically after pulling each other's hair.

They were highly displeased at such childish behaviour from him. "Have you guys forgotten today is April 1st? So it's April fool baby. You don't know how fun it was for me to fly down here just to prank you guys. You need to see the scare on your faces. I got you ladies so good." Richard said and kept laughing hysterically. "It's not funny." Riana hissed as she went back to sleep in her nighty. She was damn hot at that instance and it really made Richard very horny. When he looked at Mary nipples popping out of her tight nighty, he wanted a threesome badly.

“You broke up a fight?” Ozzy puffed up. “Hell yeah I did. Those two idiots didn’t know who they were messing with. I told ’em, you wanna act like animals, I’ll throw you out like animals.” Raven giggled—too high at first, then steadied herself. She tilted her head, looked at him through her lashes, and gently touched his forearm. “You’re so funny, Ozzy. You always know how to handle things.” Ozzy blinked, clearly surprised.

i thought Kizzy likes you but am happy she is with Nick . Ben -You were jealous ? Riss-Why won’t I be ?She is all over you when you came . Ben-I guess .So how is your new school treating you . Riss-I love it !I have lots of friends here .Everyone love me .There is this guy ,Darrel ...well we are texting and he is flirting with me tho he is fun to be with . Ben -He should back off !and why are you even chatting with him . Riss-Jealous much ?

"By the way…. I'm Jefferson Addison and I'll love it if you will be my girlfriend". "Huh?". I mumbled because it seems as if my ears aren't working properly. "Why are you surprised?". He asked with a firm voice. 'Gush!. Is this guy a psychopath?'. I asked myself. "Sorry, Jeffery…. Sorry Jefferson… well whatever you call yourself….. I'm so sorry to tell you that I'm not…..". "Hahahaha!". Another laughter was heard from the mouth of Jefferson.