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she shot back, giggling as she dabbed her blush hurriedly, cheeks warm in more ways than one. Their laughter filled the room, bouncing off the marble floors and high ceilings, until Jake shook his head, sighing with exaggerated flair. “Anyway, your angles were lethal in today's shoot. And—check your I*******m. You’ve gained at least three thousand new followers since yesterday. Melissa and Tara even commented on the pictures I posted. Melissa said, and I quote, ‘our girl is glowing.’ Tara dropped fire emojis and a crown. Babe, that’s currency in this world.”

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

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“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

“Let’s see this glow everyone’s raving about.” I laugh, striking an exaggerated pose. “It’s all natural, darling.” “Damn right it is.” He grins, lifting his camera. “Alright, give me smolder. Give me sunshine. And for God’s sake, stop laughing so much!” But I can’t. Tyson keeps me in stitches, his quips and stories flowing effortlessly between shots. At one point, he pauses mid-photo to tell me about how Quincy once stuck his, as he delicately phrases it, “peanut” into a pool vacuum.

She had just spoken something she randomly guessed in her head but the way Tanya had stared at her made her open her mouth. "Oh my God,oh my God y-you…" Amber couldn't help it as she burst out into laughter. "You did drugs didn't you,that's what's so embarrassing that you couldn't speak,oh my God that's terrible" Amber said in a fit of laughter as Vera even though she didn't fully understand what they were talking about joined her but she didn't laugh out as loud as Amber was. "Stop laughing, it's not funny" Tanya said groaning,she was already getting irritated by Amber's wild laughter.

The Linc to My Fish: You know I love you. Me: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me: All that mushy, gushy stuff might work on Ivana, but definitely not on me. The Linc to My Fish: Sureee. The Linc to My Fish: Meanwhile... The Linc to My Fish know you care: You know you love me (back), you. Me: You did NOT just quote Justin Bieber! The Linc to My Fish: Well, I had to turn that frown of yours upside down somehow, didn't I?

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

Just a joke. “Whoever she gets married someday, she’s very lucky, because I can feel right away how it hit argh omg Marfy me Engineer!” One comment said that I laughed too much. The comments on Trace’s post here on I*******m are stupid and funny. It’s bad because he’s also famous here on I*******m and there are always people who like him. Then he just steals me a kiss. Oops HAHAHHA.

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.