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emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

(inserted laughing emojis) @yasminemonteverde: No longer sixteen but always young at heart (inserted blushing emojis) I just chuckled at that. @sassytamara: @celynvhidalgo, I don’t have one. I’m all alone here! (inserted kissing emojis) @celynvhidalgo: Hmmn, I don’t think so! Cute chuckling faces were the last things I replied to Celyn. @sassytamara: @waltermendoza, shut up!

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

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“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

'Check dms in your fan account, miss popularity' I chuckled. I opened my messages with Hannah in my fan account and she sent me a ton of tweets. There was also a screen shot. My eyes widened. It was a screenshot of the viral hashtags at the moment. There were... #TheodoreBackOff #TheoShesOursNow #BrielleBackOff #BrielleIsOursNow I laughed hysterically at the tweets under the hashtags. Why are they so extra? It's so funny. I can't even. Lmao.

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

I updated my name to something stupid because why not? Username: TwinkSpiceLatte It felt right. After a few scrolls, someone messaged me. GlazedDonut69: Cute pic. You local? I laughed. Out loud. Which earned me a confused glance from a guy doing leg stretches. I typed back. TwinkSpiceLatte: I’m literally on a bench watching soccer. You? GlazedDonut69: Watching people sweat is hot. You into cleats? I blinked. Then typed: only if they’re not kicking me with them.