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Dalam gemerlap kota Sydney yang tak pernah tidur, Celine, seorang desainer grafis muda, terhimpit utang keluarga yang menggunung. Sebuah senggolan mobil di sore yang nahas mempertemukannya dengan Davies, pengusaha dingin yang membutuhkan citra pernikahan demi warisan sang kakek. Dari tabrakan itu, tawaran tak terduga muncul: pernikahan kontrak. Terjebak tanpa pilihan, Celine menerima, menandatangani lembar demi lembar perjanjian kaku tanpa setitik pun romansa. Namun, di balik sandiwara megah dan aturan ketat, takdir punya rencana lain. Ketika ancaman dari masa lalu Davies dan intrik seorang rival bisnis menguji ikatan mereka, garis antara kontrak dan hati mulai kabur. Rahasia kelam terkuak, dan cinta yang tak terduga bersemi di tengah bahaya. Bisakah Celine dan Davies mempertahankan sandiwara mereka, atau akankah kebenaran pahit menghancurkan segalanya? Siapkah mereka mempertaruhkan segalanya demi hati yang terikat kontrak?

Rosalie Jacobs had been married to Byron Lawrence for three years before finally getting a divorce. The entirety of Coast City frowned upon her as the outcast wife of a rich family.Six years later, Rosalie returned to the country with a pair of twins and became a world renowned miracle doctor.Countless people flocked to marry her.Suitor No. 1 said, "Miss Jacobs, are your children missing a father? What do you think of me? If you agree, I will treat them like my own."Suitor No. 2, "Miracle doctor Jacobs, I was blown away by your beauty and talent when I first met you. I would like the chance to love you to the best of my ability for the rest of my life. President Lawrence is blind to turn his back on you. I would never leave you!"Just then, a little girl appeared. She hugged Rosalie's leg and said, "Mommy, daddy has been kneeling on the washboard for three days and three nights now. He asked if you’d calmed down yet. If you have, he wants to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get remarried."

Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

Sekar Kedaton,hanyalah seorang mahasiswa tingkat akhir yang memiliki beban bukan hanya tentang skripsi tetapi perihal keuangan. Ayahnya memiliki utang kepada juragan kayu di desanya dan mau tak mau Sekar mencari cara untuk membantu ayahnya melunasi utang-utangnya di desa. Alhasil dengan pikiran sempitnya, Sekar Kedaton yang merupakan perempuan baik-baik terjun sebagai LC dengan harapan ia mendapatkan uang dengan jumlah besar dalam sehari. Nyatanya, ia malah bertemu pria hidung belang yang hampir menodai Sekar. Beruntungnya Aditya Cempoko, seorang pria baik hati yang merupakan CEO di perusahaan ternama menolong Sekar. Saat itulah pertemuan Sekar Kedaton dengan Aditya Cempoko mengubah kehidupan Sekar hingg 360 derajat. Aditya menawarinya sebuah pernikahan kontrak dengan bayaran 50.000 dollar, sebuah uang yang sangat fantastis bagi Sekar. Tanpa pikir panjang, Sekar akhirnya menerima pernikahan kontrak tersebut. Kapan lagi mendapatkan uang sebanyak itu hanya dengan pernikahan kontrak? Begitulah pikir Sekar kala itu. Namun, bagaimana jika setelah menikah dengan Aditya, perasaan cinta Sekar tumbuh begitu saja kepada Aditya Cempoko? Haruskah Sekar mengubur perasaan cintanya itu ataukah jujur pada perasaannya sendiri juga pada Aditya, yang notabenenya hanya menikah kontrak dengannya?

Utang ang dahilan kaya napapayag ni Dr. Storm Davis si Judith Dimaculangan na magpanggap na fiancee niya. Ang Lola Anastacia kasi niya gusto siyang mag-asawa na gayung hindi siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig kaya't para matigil na ang pangungulit sa kanya ng kanyang lola, naisipan niyang ipakilala rito si Judith bilang soon to be mapapangasawa niya. Ngunit, hindi niya goal na magustuhan ng lola niya si Judith kundi para sabihin ng lola niya ba 'ayoko sa kanya para sa'yo'. Ngunit, kabaligtaran ang nangyari. "I like you, iha," wika ng kanyang Lola Anastacia. Pero, hindi pa doon nagtapos ang pagkabigla niya. "I like you para sa apo kong si Jiwan." "No way," mariin niyang sabi nang marinig ang pangalan ng kapatid sa ina. Hinding-hindi makukuha ni Jiwan sa kanya si Judith, papakasalan na niya ito ASAP.

Sherine Souad Ahlam, wanita dengan simbol kecantikan yang sempurna, memiliki darah Lebanon dan Rusia menambah kecantikannya yang tidak biasa. Sebagai supervisor di perusahaan skincare ternama, Moonsky, sekaligus influencer dengan jutaan pengikut, ia tampak memiliki segalanya. Wajah menawan, karier cemerlang, dan kehidupan glamor yang diidamkan banyak orang. Namun, di balik semua itu, ia menyimpan rahasia kelam. Ia terlilit utang hampir 400 juta rupiah akibat gaya hidup borosnya. Dihantui ketakutan, ia tak berani meminta bantuan keluarganya dan memilih menanggung semuanya sendiri. Hingga di titik terendah, ketika tak ada lagi jalan keluar, sebuah tawaran datang dari pria misterius yang merupakan pemilik perusahaan tempatnya bekerja. Solusi atas seluruh beban yang mengikatnya ada di tangan pria itu, namun dengan syarat yang tak biasa. Apakah Sherine akan menerima tawaran tersebut? Dan berapa harga yang harus ia bayar demi kebebasannya?

SIX-PACK SERIES BOOK THREE *While this book can be read as a standalone, I'd highly recommend reading books one (Alpha Gray) and two (Alpha Theo) for context before this book* JAX : I'm no stranger to one night stands. Lots of girls want a hook-up with an alpha, so why should this one be any different? Maybe it's because she's the best I ever had. Maybe it's because she refused to tell me anything about herself. We agreed to one night, no strings attached. The problem is, I can't get that night out of my head; I've been obsessed with finding this girl since. When she shows up at the squad complex for training, I feel like it's my lucky day- until my best friend introduces her as his sister and things get... complicated. I can't go against bro code, right? Even if Quinn is my dream girl. Even if there's a crazy attraction between us that's harder to resist every day. I'm so screwed.  ~ QUINN : One night. It was supposed to be one night of anonymous, meaningless with a stranger. I just wanted to have a good time and forget about my cheating ex. It definitely did the trick- I haven't thought about my ex since, but now I can't stop thinking about that night or the sexy stranger who had all the right moves. When I arrive at the complex for a fresh start, I'm shocked to see him again- and even more surprised to find out that he's not only an alpha, but also one of my brother's best friends. Theo would Jax if he found out about that night. He can never know- which means I have to keep my distance. Even if I can't stop fantasizing about Jax. Even if it kills me.

I Drew Kizmet, Future Alpha of the Crescent Blood Peak Pack here-by reject you Jewel Stuart as my Mate and future Luna of this pack... (He smirked and looked down and me).... I stared directly into his eyes and said.... "I Jewel Stuart of the Crescent Blood Peak Pack here-by accept your rejection... Am I free to go now Drew? I'll be late for Chemistry".... I turn and head to class and I can feel his eyes as well as other students eyes on me as I make my way through the halls and into class... **Jade I know you took the blow of the rejection for me are you okay?...** Yes Jewel I'm fine, just need to rest for a bit..** Okay, thank you for doing that, take your time and rest, I'll check in on you later..**...okay! Later!Jewel was a warrior, the first daughter of Laura and Jaxon Stuart who where 20th generation warriors in their pack. Jewel naturally grew up tough and rough as a fighter which made her a bit of a tom boy but her family loved her and she them.Drew Kizmet the first son and next in line for the Alpha Title of Crescent Blood Peak Pack, His parents Alpha Dustin and Luna Kristen Kizmet are just, fair and strong leaders who intend to pass down their titles once their son finds his mate and go traveling, do things they where unable to do during the years.Lets find out how things play out for Jewel and for Drew.

Lily Collins is what you could consider as a girl with a purpose. By purpose, I mean to avoid trouble and to stay away from a certain blue eyed boy, with the means to torment her. A boy she can't help have undying feelings for...Asher Grey has everything, girls,money, people kissing at his feet so what more could he ask for? Other than the girl he finds pleasure in bullying, a girl he's in love with. At some point he won't be able to hold in his feelings any longer, it'll start to peek out.______________________________"You look like you just got banged!" He teased as he glanced at my state."What, no I don't?" I said, well more like asked uncertainly as I passed my hand through my unruly hair. I felt the disheveled strands as my finger tugged at some knots.Niall chuckled "Your hair is a mess and your shirt is inside out." He pointed out. My hand automatically went to my shirt as I tugged it and looked around at the prying eyes of the other students."Oh shit!" I muttered once I realized that indeed it was inside out. Gosh this is embarrassing. I pulled down my skirt suddenly feeling self conscious and pulled my shirt higher as I saw a little bit of my boobs peeking out."You also have a lot of love bites." He pointed out again louder than needed, making me give him a lethal look. If looks could kill he would have been dead right now. Maybe I can arrange that."Shut up don't point it out!" I hissed. I'm gonna kill Asher.

Ariel Young finally had her life together. She graduated from a prestigious University in New York and finally landed her dream job.Well...not exactly THE job. Her goal is to start from the bottom and work her way up to become the Executive member of the company. To achieve that goal, she decided to accept the job as the assistant of the CEO at the company. A narcissistic nightmarish of a person who became determined to make her his woman.Find my interview with Goodnovel: https://tinyurl.com/yxmz84q2