The Haunted Vibrator
Wanda’s customer service replied to those questions very patiently, and their definition of masturbation, sex, pornography and ejaculation were stated as such:
Masturbation: An act of physical gratification using your hands.
Sex: Any penetrative activity with a living object that does not belong to your body.
Pornography: Any videos of sexual activities. Photos are not included.
Ejaculations: Any release of semen. Dry orgasms do not count.
When Mary read the definitions specified by the company, an idea came to her. Initially, she only intended to use the vibrators as kegel weight training. However, if masturbation was defined as an act of physical gratification using hands, using toys would