How I Met My Wife.
Halfway through dinner, I feel it.
Someone staring.
I do not know how I know. I think it is the way a person knows when a person is staring at them, the way that is in the back of the neck, the way that is in the place that is not a place you can see, the way that is the kind of thing a person feels when they have been a person who has been on the news, and who has been on TikTok, and who is now on a date with the man in the video, in a restaurant, in Echo Park, in a way that the entire world has opinions about.