Yo Daddy Jokes

Sa likod ng inakala niyang perpektong buhay ay may nakatagong, 'galit, inggit at kasakiman' na rason kung bakit siya ay naulila. At ngayon, kailangan niyang magpakasal upang ma-isalba ang kumpanya na tanging alaalang naiwan ng kaniyang mga magulang. Sa itinakdang araw ng kanilang kasal ay saka niya nalaman na ang lalaking ipinagkasundo sa kan'ya ng abuela ay ang lalaking lihim niyang minamahal. Mabubuntis si Fern ngunit hindi sa kaniyang asawa– Kun 'di sa lalaking nais na sana niyang kalimutan. Dahil do'n ay nalaman niyang pinagtataksilan siya ng asawa at kaniyang matalik na kaibigan. Zarina Fern Samañiego-Arceta, sa kaniyang pagbabalik ay siyang pagku-krus nila muli ng landas ng taong ibinaon niya sa limot. Sa kanilang muling pagtatagpo ; Asawa, kaibigan at nakaraan. Kanino ang may mas nakakagulat na rebelasyon?

Hidup Jaden Pradipta, seorang duda beranak dua dengan hati yang dingin tiba-tiba berubah setelah pertemuannya di Paris dengan Lyla Anyelir Daphne, aktris yang kariernya hancur sebab terkena skandal sebagai pelakor.

“Once upon a time, I got pregnant by my boss and as a result, developed a deep, deep hatred for men. Cole Frost and I were never to cross paths again after that night, so what was he doing six years later, paying 300,000 dollars to get me? What was he doing, melting my daughter’s heart? Focus, Clarissa!”

Trixie is wild and takes after her biker father. When she loses her position at her apprenticeship, she works in a club. As she dances her way to earn money, her boss asks her to do a private dance for a customer. After a lot of refusing, Trixie agrees. With the mask on, she dances for him, and after a passionate kiss and a little more, Trixie is left on the edge craving more. Not just more, but him.She leaves to visit her parents. Sitting by the pool, her dads shocked glare at her has her worried as he spots the tattoo. Her dad points it out to his best friend, Damon. Only a sickening look crosses Damon's face. Trixie soon finds out, the man who brought her pleasure just days before is the man she has always called Uncle, her fathers best friend, nearly twenty years older than her.As they start a secret affair that is meant to just be fun., someone falls in love. Unfortunately, that love puts Trixie in a difficult situation when her past shows up at her parents and uses every weakness she has. Will her dad find out about her affair with Damon? Will Damon and her dad find out the truth about the person from her past, and just how will they solve it?WARNINGS: This book contains scenes of BDSM, including but not limited to. Dominance, submission, bondage, edge play, and more. This book also includes Daddy kink. (Trixie calls Damon Daddy.) This book also contains scenes of abuse. The book also features scenes of rape. However, these scenes are blacked out and do not go into great detail.Ultimately, this book is smut, so most chapters will have some sexual references or sexual play.

(The English version are available now! Just find it on your app by insert the title or the author's name on search bar. Thank youuu!) Chalondra Chalya Ellordi, gadis berusia 18 tahun yang terjebak cinta terlarang dengan seorang pria dewasa yang terpaut dua puluh tahun di atasnya. Dominic. Dia menamai pria itu Sugar Daddy-nya. Ayahnya murka bukan hanya karena rentang usia mereka yang begitu jauh, melainkan karena Dominic adalah putra dari musuh bisnis ayahnya. Chalondra baru menyadari, tidak selamanya cinta harus memiliki.

BLURB “MOMMY I'VE FOUND DADDY” Those four words were enough to change her life forever. Ella Rocci, a single mother trying to make ends meet to provide for her five-year-old daughter, Ivy. Life was a daily struggle, but Ivy's playful antics brought joy and unexpected adventures. Ivy has a knack for playing matchmaker, often pretending to get lost in hopes of pairing her mom with a nice man. But what happens when Ivy brings home Rodriguez DeLuca, a man who not only exudes wealth and charm but also happens to be the one-night stand from years ago—who's now revealed to be Ivy's father. As their past collides with the present, Ella must navigate a whirlwind of emotions, unexpected connections, and the possibility of a love she never dared to dream of.

Yvonne always believed in happily-ever-afters, until her ex spectacularly dumped her at his workplace on what was supposed to be a special day, leaving her heartbroken and humiliated. Then, a mysterious man swoops in to save the day. Little does she know, this charming rescuer is the father of the adorable twins she teaches. The twins, intent on finding a mommy, see their father as a bonus. As fate would have it, this dashing single dad has an unconventional proposal on behalf of his children. They want Yvonne to be their mommy, and he comes as an irresistible bonus. With twin-sized mischief and unexpected romance, Yvonne's life takes a hilariously unpredictable turn. Will she find her own fairy tale ending in the arms of the man she never saw coming?

[mature story +18] "I'm done, I want a divorce." She threw the paper to his face. She had done all to please him to no avail.He betrayed her not knowing she was pregnant for him. She left to inherit her trillion dollar fortune as the heiress of the Calloway family but he couldn't stop thinking about her. He realized that she was pregnant but he doesn't know that the twin babies are his but he didn't mind, he just wanted her back. "I want you back Tessa." He said with desire in his eyes. "I don't need money or men, what I need is a loyal servant," Tessa smirked.

Mavi believed that she was the unluckiest woman in the world after experiencing unfortunate events in just one night. First, she was rejected by her destined mate during the sacred moonlight ceremony. Second, she witnessed her chosen mate making out with her best friend. And lastly, she got drunk and had a one-night stand with a notorious Alpha and became pregnant with his child. Fearing that Alpha Magnus might take her child away from her for revenge, Mavi decided to conceal her son's existence from him. However, her son was abducted by an Alpha who had an obsession with her. Mavi has no choice but to seek Alpha Magnus' help in saving her son, even if it means revealing that she was the woman who shared a lustful night with him. That he was the father of her son, and she was his destined mate whom he rejected before because he hated her parents. Will Alpha Magnus reject her again once he knows all of her secrets?

El día de nuestra boda, Leonardo Sánchez me juró que me amaría para toda la vida. Siete años después, hizo que otra mujer quedara embarazada y hasta la instaló en una mansión de maternidad que había preparado con esmero. Cuando lo descubrí, el vientre de ella ya estaba abultado, a punto de dar a luz. Él apenas se sobresaltó un instante, pero enseguida la protegió detrás de su espalda. —Camila, tú siempre tuviste miedo de ser madre. Con este hijo, la familia Sánchez tendrá un heredero y tú ya no tendrás que sufrir. —Seguiremos igual que antes, nada va a cambiar. Yo sostenía en mis manos el examen de embarazo recién confirmado y, entre lágrimas, solté una sonrisa rota. El día en que Valeria dio a luz, yo me sometí a un aborto, dejé el acuerdo de divorcio y tomé un avión rumbo a un país lejano.