Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

Daddy grumbled while going out of the study. Thirty-three years and Twenty- eight years of marriage led my father to talk to himself. It's was so funny to hear him do that. "Don't forget the popcorn daddy!" Gabriel chuckled when we saw daddy going up to their room. Daddy comically immediately turns around to go to our kitchen. "I know that fucker!" Daddy shouted when he heard us laughing at him. 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓 The next day I notice that my lunch box is considerably heavier.

“—tell me who’s your daddy.” The next thrust was brutal, deliberate, grinding deep enough that I saw stars. “You are,” I sobbed out, voice cracking. “You are my daddy—” “Louder.” He punctuated the word with another punishing drive of his hips, spanking me again—harder—while he kept fucking me without mercy. My ass burned, my pussy throbbed, every nerve screaming in the best way. “You’re my daddy—oh God—Mr. William you’re my daddy—” The words spilled out between screams, high and desperate, my whole body shaking like I might fly apart.

"Kaiden and Roman would have such a field day if they ever heard me telling something like that." "Well, good thing I'm not a dad. Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it." I choke on my own saliva in an effort to groan louder than Dad, but I have to admit mom's lame jokes are taking my mind off the stinging pain and desire in my body. "Then there's the one about the clown who visited his cousin in Austra—" Dad opens his mouth to cut her off, but he's interrupted by a loud banging on the front door.

Ughhhhh "Yes daddy"

Nah! I packaged the wines and drinks into the car. So my dad won't have to complain that he stopped himself from drinking all because he wants to ride us back home safe and sound. I told him when he refused to drink. ' You won't regret it right? ' and he said ' Yes, I won't' But I knew he will still complain in the morning. Actually, my dad is a joker. And his Joke may sound like a real talk, as he won't laugh when he joke. It makes me wonder if I really could make someone laugh without me first laughing out loud.

He jaw tics again, putting his masculine hand on his waist. “What if I want you to play with me, Daddy?" I watch as the tone of my voice increases his erection, as if his cock is about to rip off the pants and come out. "Don’t call me that.” His tone is rigid and hot. “ Why? Because it does things to your dick?" I roll out my tongue and rub it down on my lips. So fast that he doesn't watch me do it. “Say it again, and I will fuck you hard and fast.” My stomach plummeted like a tank at his words.

It's best not to come to places like these too often, my boy. I smiled. "I'm fine, sir. Joyce's friends were just a little too enthusiastic. They were just joking around with me, that's all." Terrence turned around, his gaze landing on Lucius, who'd been hiding in the corner. "Joking, huh? What kind? Tell me." Joyce lowered her head, not daring to say a word. Lucius was shaking so badly he could barely stand. I sighed, as if embarrassed, and said lightly, "It's nothing, really. This guy over here keeps on telling Joyce to call him her daddy, and for me to bow to him as a son-in-law. Apparently, it's an inside joke between them."

"Ah! Nothing, Jared. Your mother and I are just talking about something. She told me a joke, and it was so funny, which is why I burst out laughing." "May I know what joke it is, Dada?" Jessie laughed. "Oh, it is not for kids, Jared. Do not worry; once you finish your sketches there, Dada will tell you some jokes. Is that alright?" Jared thought about it for a couple of seconds before he nodded his head. "Alright, Dada!" Then he goes back to his sketch pad again. Jessie covered his mouth and chuckled as he took a glance at me. I glared at him and bumped his shoulder.

♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️ >>>HIDALGO POV's<<< I was driving back home after dropping Gabrielle off at her house, and now I was having a dialogue with dad over the phone. He sounds troubled and agitated at the same time and this made me curious about what could be happening until when he said... “Mammy Julianna is nowhere to be found!” He disclosed the shocking news to me.

Still hard after fucking me so hard and making me cum multiple times. "What do you say to daddy for making you cum?" He asked, his hand reaching for my back and caressing my back and reaching for my cuffed hands. "Thank you... Thank you daddy" I whimpered, the tears rolling down my eyes. Daddy leaned in and kissed my tears. "You are so fucking sexy. Whimpering and shedding tears from cumming" his deep voice caressed my ears. "You... You are still hard, daddy" I pointed out, sniffing back my tears and looking at his hard cock.