Yo Daddy Jokes

21+ "Menikah dengan saya, atau mereka akan membunuh mu." Kalimat lugas itu keluar dari mulut pria berusia 32 tahun. Memaksa wanita 21 tahun untuk menjadi istrinya. Kisah cinta antara Mafia kejam dan Gadis broken home.

“Alina, you will get late for school again” I heard Dad banging on my door. “Last 10 min” I mumble, but my eyes widen. I was with Uncle Harrison. Did Dad find us? “Alina…” I opened my eyes, I was in my room and Harrison was looking at me with a warm smile wearing his signature suit. “I am taking a bath” I yelled. “Come fast, your breakfast is ready,” Dad said before leaving. “Good morning” Uncle Harrison came to bed cupping my face he kissed me. “Good morning” I whispered on his lips. “When did you bring me here,” I asked. “You were sleeping,” He said, scooping me in his arms and entering my bathroom. “This hide and seek is terrible” I sighed. “But it's fun” He chuckled. Author Note... Hello dear Readers, Meet Alina and her family. The story of love, care, romance and lots of suspense..

I stood between both of them masking my son from his gorgeous daddy but my stubborn son cocked his head and gave his dad a very beautiful sunburnt smile. I couldn't help but chuckle my baby is too cute. "Mommy, is this Daddy?" Oh my God! I looked behind us at Jale who was only a few steps away from us. I bet he clearly heard what my son had just asked me. The was he was looking at me with curiousty, I knew he wanted an answer to that question too. Who am I even kidding from his viking gold hair, brown chocolate eyes, his fair skin, to proud attitude. Everything he was was the same thing my boy was. Chase was a true young version of his daddy but I would never let him know that. I crouched down in front of my angel and kissed his forehead before answering his question. My eyes shot up at Jale again who pretended like he was looking at something on his phone yet his phone's screen was blank then. After making sure he had his attention to us, I cupped my baby's cheeks and made him look into my eyes. "No honey, this man is not your daddy but uncle. He is uncle Jale." I could see Jale's face fall from the sides of my face. Suck a jerk! What did he expect that I was going to say Chase is his son. That is something I would never do in my life. I would never let Jale into my son's life. I will never let him know he is my baby's daddy because he doesn't deserve my little boy at all. He doesn't deserve us after all the horrible things he did to me five years ago.

Dirga Bimantara dipaksa pergi membawa bayinya yang masih merah meski Louisa belum melihat wajah buah cinta keduanya. Semua karena perbedaan status keluarga mereka. Meski Dirga berusaha, tetapi kuasa sang ayah mertua berhasil mematahkan semua usaha yang dilakukannya. Lantas, bagaimana nasib ketiganya? Akankah mereka dapat bertemu dan membangun keluarga secara utuh?

After crashing her stepfather's car, Jo Fisher faces a five-year sentence under the strict oversight of a high-level mafia vampire guardian. **WARNING: INCLUDES DARK SCENES SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING** In this new world order, large vampire families once thought to be the mafia in the 20th and 21st centuries, now preside over all legal matters and wield global authority after making their true natures known to the world. Jo's sentence is to be served as a contracted slave at Camilla Academy, a prestigious institution established by the more refined families. Here, vampires at a young age learn to coexist with their human counterparts and maintain control. All while ensuring their human charges become compliant and dependable sources of sustenance. Jo's options are limited. She must either adopt the role of a slave/pet to a vampire master or become the more cherished ward of a Daddy (or Mommy) vampire, expected to regress into an almost adolescent state of obedience. Dane, an ancient vampire prince underboss from the original family, is drawn to Jo's vibrant spirit and tendency to push boundaries. Captivated by her fiery demeanor and stubborn temperament, he is determined to have her as his mate rather than a subordinate. Can he temper Jo's vivacious spirit just enough for them to navigate the academy's demands without extinguishing the very fire that draws him to her?

(Cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+) Lagi asyik mengantri untuk membeli karcis bioskop, Katya benar-benar kaget saat seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba saja menarik tangannya. Lebih kaget lagi, ketika ternyata anak kecil itu membawanya kepada seorang lelaki yang bernama Gaffandra, untuk dijadikan temannya menonton! Lalu dari kejadian itu, pertemuan antara Katya dan Gaffandra pun berlanjut... ... di atas tempat tidur. * Dibesarkan oleh kakek dan ayah yang sering kawin-cerai, membuat pernikahan tidak akan pernah terlintas di benak Gaffandra, meskipun usianya sudah menginjak 38 tahun. Ia terlalu menikmati hidup bebas tanpa ikatan dan drama yang merepotkan. Namun ketenangannya pun terusik ketika pasangan hidup selibatnya, Olivia, tiba-tiba saja menuntut sebuah pernikahan. Gaffandra pun segera memutuskan hubungan tanpa ikatan dengan Olivia tanpa merasa keberatan sedikit pun, meskipun sesudahnya ia bingung bagaimana menyalurkan hasrat normalnya sebagai seorang lelaki yang butuh pelampiasan. Hingga akhirnya ia bertemu Katya, dan mengajukan sebuah penawaran menggiurkan yang sulit untuk ditolak. *** IG : @blackauroranovels

Luna mengalami sebuah peristiwa yang membuat keluarganya didera sebuah masalah. Di tengah keputusasaan, Jonathan, seorang pria mapan dan misterius, datang menawarkan bantuan tak terduga. Namun, kebaikan Jonathan datang dengan syarat yang mengubah segalanya, Luna harus bersedia menikah dengannya. Pernikahan yang dilandasi keterpaksaan itu membawa Luna ke dalam kehidupan yang jauh berbeda, sekaligus menghadapi badai baru. Keluarga Jonathan menentang keras, memandang Luna yang jauh lebih muda hanya mengincar harta. Akankah sentuhan dan janji Jonathan cukup untuk menepis segala tuduhan, ataukah "pernikahan dadakan" ini justru akan menghancurkan keduanya?

Your son’s life is on the line. The only way to save him? His biological brother’s blood. But when you track down the real father, you uncover a shocking twist: the clinic swapped the sperm—yours came from the wrong vault. And the donor? Your boss. 😳

Billionaire Elijah Warren may be a saint to everyone else but Coraline Baxter knew better. She knew the younger man was too good to be true and that no one was that perfect. He always treated her like she was trash anytime they met, with a smile on his perfect face. She tried to avoid him as much as she could but it was nearly impossible when he was best friends with her friends and he came to her place of work every day. Coraline's life hits rock bottom when her daughter needs surgery and she is desperate for money, Elijah offers her double the money she needs. All she has to do is one little thing which is to be his surrogate. Coraline is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Will she agree to be his surrogate to save her daughter's life or choose her pride and walk away?

Aku rela jadi peliharaan banyak sugar daddy, demi membalaskan dendam Mama. *** [ Aku hamil, Om! ] Meskipun sempat gamang, pesan singkat itu berhasil kukirimkan pada Om Adrian bersama dengan foto surat keterangan dari bidan yang menyatakan bahwa kehamilanku sudah berjalan tujuh pekan. Om Adrian adalah lelaki ketiga yang berhasil kupertahankan lebih dari setahun lamanya sejak aku terjerumus dalam ikatan terlarang. Perbedaan usia kami berpaut dua puluh empat tahun, tapi tak menjadi penghalang hubungan yang mulanya memang terjalin hanya demi kesenangan. Umurku bahkan belum genap tujuh belas tahun saat memutuskan untuk mencari penghasilan sebagai peliharaan para lelaki mapan berdompet tebal. Om Adrian berbeda dari dua Sugar Daddy-ku sebelumnya yang memang berstatus single. Ya, dia beristri. Dan dengan kehamilan ini aku berencana untuk menggantikan posisi istrinya. Terkesan tak tahu diri, bukan? Memang. Namun, percayalah! Aku punya alasan. Alasan yang bila kujelaskan pun tak akan mampu dimengerti sebelum kalian mengalaminya sendiri. Keadaanlah yang telah memaksaku tumbuh menjadi seorang jalang sejak dini.